harry potter contra crepúsculo Harry Potter Battle Plans: For Those Who Hate Twilight

LilysLittleTwin posted on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:10PM
I don't want to mess up '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight', so here it is! Basically, Mrs-Grint, DracoLove777, dobbyssocks, me, and others have made a battle plan to knock the Twihards down a few pegs. All Harry Potter fans are welcome here, though.

This is the pledge to become a Phoenix Fighter:

'I solemly swear that I will do my best to protect others from the Twazi regime. I will never go over to the Disco Balls and betray my Order of the Potters heritige. Harry Potter is better than Twilight, not the other way around. I swear to protect what is left of the Vampire Fiction genre from Twilight and it's followers. I will remain loyal to Bram Stoker, Susan B. Anthony, and any other that worked tirelessly, only to have their work destroyed because of Twilight. Mischeif Managed.'
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over a year ago zelo said…
^^ Hmmm... beware of the side effects of bad fanfiction, they can kill your brain
over a year ago zelo said…
BTW: you guys had some good choices for characters for our army!!
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
oooh ooh I wanna be luna even though I took this quiz and was ginny but still
lmao i am hufflepuff lol I took a quiz
over a year ago zelo said…
^^ lol!! only thing is BellaCullen99 picked Luna already, so I you have to choose someone else, maybe you could choose Ginny!!:)
over a year ago sixela said…
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LOL! Hi people!
over a year ago haropuff95 said…
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oh,I can't believe we have managed to end our conflict with _xxzikkixx_!no,she's the one who stopped it!I think I have forgiven her now & don't hate her anymore,because she just apologized,her words sounds more mature & friendlier,I have no serious & fair reasons to dislike her for now on.:),unless she dare to insult HP & its fans once again!


LilysLittleTwin-is it true you wrote to zikki?what did you wrote to her until she changed into such a better person?I wanna know, you changed a Twihards!you rock!! :D

hello,sixela! :)
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
I put my two cents in. I'm an Auror and a Quiller!
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Same! I put mine in too!

I'm listening to random old songs on YouTube. XD

"'Cause I'm a just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby,
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me,
Ooooooooh!"

Ah, good memories with that tune. :) Good times, good times. :)
over a year ago DracoLove777 said…
If you wanna chat live with some of the Harry Potter fans on this board, there's a live chat room here: link

Someone is usually on since I constanly check to see if there's anyone else on. So if you wanna chase Barty Crouch around and Apparate on Hogwarts grounds, go there!
over a year ago zelo said…
^^ chase Barty Crouch and apparate on Hogwarts grounds, I'm sooo in, enough said!!
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
I call being the Panda! And we MUST bring Rolf in at sometime! LOL!
over a year ago AprilCandy42 said…
surprise
God, I'm far behind now >_<
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
ok ill be ginny lmao!!!dont ask me how im ginny!!i just somehow am
over a year ago haropuff95 said…
thanks a lot,everyone for helping in the request~
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over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
ok !!!
over a year ago ABDCFan- said…
Okay!(:
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
so hows it going
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Snape: AHHH!!!! GINGER!!!!

I just had to say that XD
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over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
woah crazy chica!
over a year ago snapeislove said…
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BellaCullen96: lol..

i even saw one on a website...

student: aaaa!! cuteness!!!!
snape: SILENCE!!
student: sevy-cakes!!!
snape: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!!
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over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
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Bahaha! I'm watching that now!

Voldemort: By the end of tomorrow night, Albus Dumbledore will be dead?
Draco: Yes, and I'll have my rocket ship?
Voldemort: When the technology is avaliable.
Draco:..AND YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR THE WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW!
Voldemort: NOOOOOOO! YOU LITTLE SH!T! YOU GOT ME! YOU GOT ME! OOOH! THAT IS SO EMBARASSING!
over a year ago ABDCFan- said…
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What is this video you two above are talking about? It sounds funny, could one of you give me the name or send me the link? :D Thank youuuuuu
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
Mrs-Grint, you are the queen of awesomeness!
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Why thank you, dahling!

ADBCEFan- We're talking about 'A Very Potter Musical' I'll give you the link:
link
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Voldemort: "Get me some Nasonex, you swine!"

Dumbledore: "God, for the cleverest witch of your age, you really can be a dumbass sometimes! 10 points to Dumbledore."

Ron: "This thing is so damn awesome. Oh my God, every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks, forget about 'em!" *throws wand*

Ron: "That is a BOSS Zefron poster!"

Voldemort: "Okay, okay, I can't do this. You gotta roll over, I can't sleep on my tummy."
Quirrell: "I always sleep on my back, I have back troubles, it's the only way I'm comfortable."
Voldemort: "You roll over right now, or I'll─I'll eat your pillow! You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmallow, but really you'll wake up and your favorite goose feather pillow will be missing!"

Draco: "I can't GO to Pigfarts. It's ON MARS. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died."

Voldemort: "You'd think that killing people might make them like you, but it doesnt. It just makes people dead."

Draco: "Dumbledore? Pft, what an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar."
Goyle: "Rumbleroar!"
Draco: "Rumbleroar is the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion, who can TALK."

Harry: "Where's─wait, where's the Invisibility Cloak?"
Ron: "I threw it over on that magical walking chair over ther─ oh, crap."

Draco: "I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship."

Ron: "Holy shit! Mom, you just killed her! I thought you were going to tuck in her shirt or make her do the dishes!"

Draco is the funniest character! XD
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over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Voldemort: "Hey, Quirrell. How long have those clothes been on that chair?"
Quirrell: "I think they're from last night, I just put them there for now."
Voldemort: "Well, are you planning on putting them in a hamper? What's your plan, please?"
Quirrell: "I figured I'll just leave them there for now and put them away in the morning, okay?"
Voldemort: "Uh, no, no! No, that is not okay! I can't go to sleep knowing that there are dirty clothes on that chair! The chair's gonna start smelling like dirty clothes!"
Quirrell: "Look, I promise I'll put them away in the morning."
Voldemort: "You put them away RIGHT NOW! I command you to get up and fold them at least! Make it into a neat pile!"
Quirrell: "Look, if we're going to be in this situation for a while, we're going to have to learn how to live with each other. Now, I've been single for all my life and I have some habits, and sometimes I leave laundry around."
Voldemort: "Well, I believe that everything has it's place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes, namely a dresser!"
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over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Dumbledore: "Well, um, a funny thing happened to the Sorting Hat. He actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing, so he and the Scarf of Sexual Preference aren't going to be back until next year. Basically I've just been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin, and the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I really don't care."
Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
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over a year ago xneville_rocksx said…
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Dumbledore: What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? "We're all in this together"

over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
Haha, Rose, I think that is your favorite quote :D
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Sarah! What alot of quotes! But AVPM is LEGEND! I freakin' love that song that Ron and Draco sing at the Yule Ball! IT'S 'TOTALLY AWESOME!'
over a year ago LoveforSeverus said…
Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the the kindest, bravest, gentelest, SEXIEST men i've ever laid eyes on!
over a year ago sixela said…
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lol! u guys r funny lol! but LoveforSnape i have to agree with u Snape is the kindest, bravest, entelest, SEXIEST man alive lol! so SEXY hahahahahahahaahah!
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
LoveforSeverus and Sixela: Yes, yes he is!

BellaCullen and Mrs-Grint: *BIG glomp*
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
omfg thats hilarious
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Izzy: *glompage back*

I've written parodies of some songs! They're in the article section of:
link

See Izzy's (LilysLittleTwins's) too in the articles of:
link
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over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
woah!
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Bahaha! *Many glompages to AWWWWWWL of you*

Sarah's parody is hilarious. She has her own spot! I've haven't seen Izzy's article...yet. ONWARDS!
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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lol, Thank you Annie :)

600th REPLY! WOOO!!!!!!!
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
You've BOTH made spots for yourselves... nutters...

600th? Sixty-six more to go and we'll know Renesmee's here...
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
We never said you couldn't make one. In fact we'd encourage you to do so.
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
I know! It just amuses for me for some strange reason. :D
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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lol, I think you are amused easily, Annie :D
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over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Yes, yes I am, Charles.
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
I have a spot for my self lol!!!but its for poetry and atm my story lol!!
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
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Awesome!

WE MUST SAVE MEL FROM THE OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
THEY HAVE SIDED WITH THE TWAZIS AND HAVE CAPTURED HER!
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
whos mel
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
DracoLove777
over a year ago Paramore-CSI said…
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
over a year ago sixela said…
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lol! U guys r cool! lol! so hows it all going? lol!