Alright, I'm done grilling sausages and burgers. Back to watching YouTube vids about simps and E-girls.

link Posted faz 2 horas

Happy Memorial dia God bless all those we have lost. May they always remain an important part of our memories and hearts. Posted faz 7 horas

I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial dia :) Posted faz 7 horas

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the tronco, porta-malas is their problem. Posted faz 11 horas

I don't normally do this but can you all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most recent pesquisas page. Posted faz 1 dia

We're gonna watch a disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it Posted faz 1 dia

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a boné, cap and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! Posted faz 1 dia

I have Oreos. Posted faz 2 dias

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles Posted faz 3 dias

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
mais commonly known as male prostitution Posted faz 3 dias

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my friends here, have a good life everyone stay safe. Posted faz 3 dias

Guys, let me give you some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
You need to dump her immediately Posted faz 3 dias

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. Posted faz 4 dias

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on topo, início of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders Posted faz 4 dias

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and you aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do you have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." Posted faz 4 dias

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. Posted faz 4 dias

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And Comments that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic Posted faz 5 dias

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron Posted faz 5 dias

I'm a barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
you can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. Posted faz 5 dias

Another hora or so of posting aleatório shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all you mofos tomorrow night! XD Posted faz 5 dias

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! Posted faz 6 dias

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. Posted faz 6 dias

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? Posted faz 6 dias

ratatata XD Posted faz 7 dias

You know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a amendoim because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank you for coming to church Posted faz 7 dias

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Posted faz 8 dias

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from aleatório episodes. Posted faz 8 dias

If you weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, you were born in the wrong generation Posted faz 9 dias

What do you call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. Posted faz 9 dias

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. Posted faz 10 dias

You ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? Posted faz 10 dias

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. Posted faz 10 dias

oi guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. Posted faz 10 dias

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are you doing ,hurry up and save us. Posted faz 11 dias

When you have a crazy miserable childhood, you either grow up to be a serial killer or you grow up to be a comedian Posted faz 11 dias

This ano marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. Posted faz 11 dias

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. Posted faz 13 dias

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! Posted faz 13 dias

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
you where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my amor to Siegfried and his Family and friends too!!! Posted faz 13 dias

[insert famous quote] Posted faz 13 dias

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Holy shit, what have I done...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0OHdRFcJA Posted faz 14 dias

What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in por making panquecas for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? Posted faz 14 dias

Gamer: The new N-word Posted faz 14 dias

Hi, fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If you need a friend to talk to, you can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank you all for being great friends to me. I hope you have a wonderful dia today, tomorrow and always. Posted faz 14 dias

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your amor and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 Posted faz 14 dias

I give you all an ultimatum
You find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do you A): Kill yourself
or B): Kill yourself fast Posted faz 15 dias

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! Posted faz 15 dias

I just released a few mais chapters in my Wattpad story :)

link

But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with said story, or close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 Posted faz 15 dias

Contrary to popular belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here Posted faz 15 dias

What’s up peeps Posted faz 15 dias

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... Posted faz 16 dias

What do you think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would you be shitting yourself once you got past that advent horizon? Posted faz 16 dias

Waddup I'm new Posted faz 17 dias

When it comes to the king of yogurt, you either Gogurt or you Gofuckyourself Posted faz 17 dias

Happy friday you perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good Posted faz 17 dias

batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
batman in 2016: Looks at super-homem and says "Do you bleed? You will." Posted faz 18 dias

Today I wrote on Random's mural and waited for aleatório to write back to me, but aleatório never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw Posted faz 18 dias

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

https://youtu.be/Rlq_0cbI_RI Posted faz 19 dias

The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. Posted faz 19 dias

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. Posted faz 19 dias

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if you have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! Posted faz 19 dias

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, limão suco, suco de and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. Posted faz 20 dias

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! Posted faz 20 dias

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(srs) Posted faz 20 dias

Did you guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? Posted faz 21 dias

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because tekken fãs are a simp for him and my first set of artigos will be based around tekken characters Posted faz 21 dias

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

link Posted faz 21 dias

Imagine being a person during
your lonely dying breaths, ending
with you being comforted por what
you feared most your entire life. Posted faz 22 dias

Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. Posted faz 22 dias

I'll make mais "finally" memes sometime later XD Posted faz 23 dias

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
You must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
You are finding a partner, not prey. Posted faz 23 dias

When you open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. Posted faz 23 dias

See ya later, masturbater Posted faz 23 dias

Who here made their mark on fist aleatório mural post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. Posted faz 24 dias

How great would it be if we got notifications when people commented on our fórum posts or on a pesquisa we've chosen to follow. I wish the fanpop four still loved us :'( Posted faz 24 dias

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my seguinte victim. ;) Posted faz 24 dias

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power you desire. ;) Posted faz 24 dias

It gains the mais it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't you see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now you can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty segundos to comply Posted faz 25 dias

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams Posted faz 27 dias

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least Posted faz 28 dias

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers Posted faz 28 dias

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. Posted faz 28 dias

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) Posted faz 28 dias

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and atuação angry. I'll never understand him. Posted faz 28 dias

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. Posted faz 28 dias

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years or mais my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a barco came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my coração was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! Posted faz 28 dias

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave Posted faz 29 dias

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. Posted faz 29 dias

Cleo De Nile,
You so beguile,
Even though you act so vile. Posted faz 29 dias

I wish mais cheap canned comida had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... Posted faz 1 mês

I gotta go turn off the wifi or I'll never sleep

Goodnight. Posted faz 1 mês

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. Posted faz 1 mês

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! Posted faz 1 mês

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! Posted faz 1 mês

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... Posted faz 1 mês

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD Posted faz 1 mês

How the fuck do you internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! Posted faz 1 mês

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas batman en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every dia since I've seen it. If you look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way mais fun than watching The Dark Knight or any MCU film. Posted faz 1 mês

Forget nuvem nine. I am on nuvem hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. Posted faz 1 mês

Happy Ramadan. Posted faz 1 mês