My sister called me a d0uche bag in front of my mom. SOMEONE'S BUSTED!! Posted over a year ago

You know what's awesome about a cliffhanger question? Posted over a year ago

Why does fanpop even give me the option to "like" my own posts? Of course I like my posts. I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy.  Posted over a year ago

50 shades of grey mais like fifty shades of gay
#realtalk Posted over a year ago

Hug a banana today Posted over a year ago

I heard of a Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Anyone here gonna see it? Posted over a year ago

Yay!~<3

Got my 700th fã xD Posted over a year ago

Funny thing that happened:

Me: oi everyone Miranda's camisa says never never never give up from King Arthur!!!!
Miranda (stupid and annoying): It's Winston Churchill.
Me: Geez kid, never thought you were such a geek!!! Posted over a year ago

aleatório quote: "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." ~Winston Churchill Posted over a year ago

I'm composição literária a story about a dream I had and I just got into it and right now I'm like:

I am awesome.

XD Posted over a year ago

link Posted over a year ago

One fish
Two peixe
Red fish
Blue fish....

xP por Dr. Seuss Posted over a year ago

Strife! Posted over a year ago

ilikebeingrandomdoyoucuziloveit.theywontletyouberandomorspamontheherosofoylmpusclubbutpeopledoitanywaycuztheydontgiveadamnabputrulesandsotheyreawesome.yaidontknowwhyimdoingthiseaityerimjustboredveryveryboredcuzbreakfastisnatforhourswellactlybrunchbutidontknowthediffrencesoadiosamegoi. Posted over a year ago

hello anyone here Posted over a year ago

should I go get a snack Posted over a year ago

How is everyone? Posted over a year ago

Sorry I haven't been on Posted over a year ago

Hey! Posted over a year ago

I feel like a complete idiot every time I mistake an Australian accent for an English one or vice versa. Posted over a year ago

Internet's freaking slow here.... Posted over a year ago

i now am the proud owner of rubber pato earphones. this officially makes me one of the coolest people around. yes. Posted over a year ago

I have been on for quite some time now...
Holy shit, I need to get some sleep. It's almost 1:00 AM where I live right now.
Cya all tomorrow!~ Posted over a year ago

Seriously....you run over one or two streetlamps and everyone assumes you're a bad driver! (Lol jk jk)

Driving technique??? Children know how to drive a vehicle, mais or less, they just don't know the rules.

And let's face it....even adults, the first thing they wanna do when they get in the car, is turn the wheel. Posted over a year ago

"ur fucking gay" the wind whispers as it blows through the night Posted over a year ago

sometimes i wonder if anyone feels honored when talk to them/comment on their posts like
"she's here"
is that only me that wonders that omg i just Posted over a year ago

That new usher song "Scream" SO SEXY! >.< I get a lady boner in my brain xD Posted over a year ago

don't you think its weird how you can sit and watch any scary movie and not jump once but then when your torrada, brinde pops up it scares the hell out of you Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when your parents ask you what you want to do with your life and you say "Go to the planet of the Kais." Posted over a year ago

"im INSANE lol XD ill hurt u real bad if u mess with me so beware!! people call me crazy rawr XD"

hahahaha
hahahahhahahaha
no Posted over a year ago

Holy god, I don't wanna leave for two weeks, I'll miss you bitches and bastards soo much, omg ;-; Posted over a year ago

Deadpool: Hi, Black Bolt. How are ya?
*Black Bolt says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, that's right. You can't talk can you? Your voice is so powerful, it would destroy half of Atillan if you said anything at all.
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: But c'mon, let's put that to the test. Just say one tiny word: 'Spatula.'
*Black Bolt still says nothing*
Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

Gotta amor this guy. XD Posted over a year ago

I dreamt for the 3rd time last night I got my dedicated fã medal for this spot. WHEN WILL MY DREAMS BECOME A REALITY! Posted over a year ago

whos been on that website quotev.com its so cool Posted over a year ago

link Please read randoms!!! Trying desperately to promote. Please forgive me if I'm annoying :( Posted over a year ago

I'm leaving tomorrow morning to go on vacation for two weeks, so I won't be around,

So I'd though I'd say goodbye to all of the aleatório club (even though I dislike most of you)

so BAIS :D

Don't miss me too much

and don't have too much fun without me :D Posted over a year ago

I am very ill ,and it's dangerous xP I am ill mais then week,and every dia is getting worse and worse,I lost lots of lost lots of weight,mabye I will go to the hospital T_____T I really hope I will be better soon ! Posted over a year ago

i talkd like this be4 it was cool Posted over a year ago

It's all a lie,but you'd never know... Posted over a year ago

Takes a pro to fanpop while listening to the pokemon bike theme non-stop!!! Posted over a year ago

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

Comic-Con, I'd kill to be there this year. Posted over a year ago

does anyone knows what happened to r-pattz? i haven't seen her on fp Posted over a year ago

Too much 9fag content in the images. Posted over a year ago

I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world. Posted over a year ago

We all know them

Those people who say they are too good to raise their middle finger, but show how they really feel through their words and their actions are, in my opinion, the perfect example of hypocrisy at its best. Posted over a year ago

omg Posted over a year ago

I have started re-watching Kim Possible. I can't believe how many things I'd forgotten. Like I totally forgot that Shego was once a super hero.
Shego is my fave character for sure :D Posted over a year ago

Don't you hate it when you are about to kiss someone really sexy and you hit your head on the mirror! Posted over a year ago

I went ziplining today! One of the most thrilling things I've done in my life! Btw, not as scary as you would think. Wan't nervous for a second. Posted over a year ago

there are some things that i do not like
but i get really annoyed seeing it get made fun of/bashed
because like
thats enough shut up gdi its getting annoying

u kno Posted over a year ago

Consumer denunciar time! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I tried the bacon, toucinho sundae at Burger King to find out how ridiculous it tastes.

It actually wasn't that bad.

Just make sure they don't give you diabeetus. Posted over a year ago

spongefan612 is sexy ;) take it from me

xD Posted over a year ago

youre such a heterosexual!!! loser Posted over a year ago

I amor if someone is referring to a character and they ask a pergunta about it but when you are unsure even though they think you should know they are talking about a character in a certain media when they weren't specific but when everyone else gets it. Someone tries to make you into an idiot.

But there are multiple characters with the same name and unfortunately I forgot the character's name that they were talking about so...someone tries to make me feel like an idiot. >.> Wow.... Posted over a year ago

Everyone,please please please! Read the pergunta "everyone,i seriously need your help,please answer now!" I really need u 2 :) Posted over a year ago

WHY MY PIGGY!!! I LOVE-ED U PIGGY!!!!! I LOVE-ED UUUU!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I hate pies Posted over a year ago

Happy Friday the 13th, people~ Posted over a year ago

HEY. NO ONE'S ASKING YOU TO SMELL IT. Posted over a year ago

I always feel like i'm the worst so I act like i'm the best. Posted over a year ago

Oh, I'm relieved.
My grandma finally got her computer fixed after the computer room ((A business that fixes computers)) found 13 viruses & 75 spywares on her computer. But they fixed it, And it's back up running again. :D
So I might start coming on mais now that her computer is fixed. :') Posted over a year ago

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! cadastrar-se my club, Junior Rookies! It's the most greatest club in the GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY Posted over a year ago

Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swag Posted over a year ago

HAHA I LIVE, B*TCHES Posted over a year ago

happy friday the thirteenth lol good luck and best wishes stay away from areas where hevy
things fall out of the sky XD Posted over a year ago

Browsing 9gag:

"You laugh, you lose" on super easy mode. Posted over a year ago

friday 13th!
not a bad dia :D Posted over a year ago

Holy crap, I start working in an hora and I'm so fuckin tired! Posted over a year ago

*Looks at Clock*.....10 pm? I got time....

What seems to be 1 hora later.

*Looks at clock*...................4 am.................Screw this......Imma watch DBZ. Posted over a year ago

These fucking glitches are pissing me off to no end. God, I hate this. Just fucking fix it already. -_- Posted over a year ago

So Fanpop's glitching with me.
Fuck you too Fanpop.
...
I'm so sorry bby I amor you we'll get through this I promise. Posted over a year ago

You some of this. Posted over a year ago

The cops came to my house claiming my dog had chased down somebody on a bike. I told those idiots my dog doesn't have a bike Posted over a year ago

Me VS Stomach Virus

Battle START!

...

...

FINISH HIM!!!

KO

Virus wins!

me: T_T Posted over a year ago

Okay could I ask a huge favor. I entered a contest to name a jantar in the new Simcity. To win I need friends to text the phone number 44144 and type in the code SIMCITY4596 as the body of the text. (you have to capatilize SIMCITY) That would count as one vote for me. You can vote once a dia intill the July 31. If I get the most votes the jantar will have the name I picked (Lazy lhama Lunch-In). Please do this for me. It means ALOT to me Posted over a year ago

"There once was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true."
~Gary, the snail. Posted over a year ago

:) what did you do today? Posted over a year ago

I suppose I should tell you guys something and explain why I might act a bit out of character...

I got the most shocking news of my life earlier today.

I found out my sister is my mom, my parents are my grandparents, and my siblings are my aunt' and uncles...

and also, I'm going away Sunday for 2 weeks, and I won't have access to the internet, ^-^' Posted over a year ago

Guess who :D Posted over a year ago

I'm leaving for the best camp in the history of summer camps on Sunday. It's my segundo year.

The days until then? Longest days of my life. Posted over a year ago

playing skywire vip... Posted over a year ago

When I ripped my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants.
~ Spongebob Squarepants. Posted over a year ago

I just got the most shocking news of my life :D Posted over a year ago

I have La Baton lying in the shed somewhere. Yeah, we gave it a French name. I prefer to just call it a baseball bat. Posted over a year ago

Trolls, why do you even try?

WHAT do you have to gain from trolling, in all reality?

Does it keep your hands busy as you type away, amusing yourself with temporary entertainment? Does it really amuse you that much? Well, that is just SELFISH. You think we want to log on and see trolls pleasuring themselves on the Internet? NO.

Trolls, if you really feel that bored, go play some video games or something because we don't have time nor patience for your shit. Posted over a year ago

f all of u Posted over a year ago

i got new leather boots today (cuz i a Texan and we're better than y'all out there) and when my dog smelled them he ran to another spot in the yard with his tail tucked between his legs.i dont know why Posted over a year ago

Is this international hate dia or something?

and if so...

Y U NO POST pergunta ABOUT ME D: Posted over a year ago

does anyone know y justyce111 hates me :( Posted over a year ago

>Types "Queen Chrysalis" on Google"
>Third suggestion is "Queen Chrysalis Rule 34"
>mfw link Posted over a year ago

I just got very suspicous.....

Today we have had 3 difrerent trolls

-beast
3doorsdown
And now hater66

Im honestly not sure,but i think these may be the three same people
Could they be????? Posted over a year ago

I have a club if anyone's interested in joining. :3

Here's the link- link Posted over a year ago

Directly from Teens React to Twilight....

Evil sick twisted woman: "Who wouldn't want a boyfriend that sparkles?"

Me: "Ohhh....dear lord....make it stop...please let that woman be alone in that..."

Other sick twisted woman: "I amor vampires, I amor Edward, I amor sparkles."

Me: *Places gun to temple* "I don't want to live here anymore...I really don't."

Guy: "I like Twilight."

Me: "TRAITOR!!!!!!" Posted over a year ago

Omfg rotflol evrryone watch the vid on here "gitlers reaction to kim kardashians divorce" SO FRIGGIN FUNNY XDDDD Posted over a year ago

leite Choclate Mickie Posted over a year ago

Abraham lincoln Vampire hunter?

NO JOKE this is a movie. A real movie. Oh MY GOD I laughed so much when my sister told me about this. Hollywood has lost their creativity. I almost guarantee you this movie will suck. xDDDDDDDDDD Posted over a year ago

Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

And yes, from this dia progressivo, para a frente I'm gonna start giving lessons. XD Posted over a year ago

I have this really bad habbit of listening to a new CD, and loving the songs I've listened to online.
Your gonna be like "Whats so bad about that?"
But then, I don't listen to the rest of the CD.

I have had the paramore album RIOT! for about 2 years now, and it was only a couple of weeks atrás I started to like the first song on the album For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic

Happened with my FOB album, MCR, BVB, and with every album I buy -_-' Posted over a year ago

I'm that crazy guy that you see who is afraid of the dark, so when my house is dark, I walk around the dark hallways with my sword on hand, justyfing it por saying I will go make a sammich. Oh, and I make the sammich in the dark too, jumping at every sound. Posted over a year ago