Don't you hate it when cars are passing por or even a plane, and they might have a sort of soft explosion sound, not like a sonic boom, but like a rough thump.
Posted over a year ago
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK HHHHHHHH8888888!.....I KNOW Y'LL IS THINKING......I RAPED THE CAPS.......BITCHES,I RAPED AND THEN MURDER THOSES HOES!!!
Posted over a year ago
eenie menie minie mo i will shoot you in the toe but if my weapon shoots to slow then i will have to let you go but if i see your face at all seguinte year there won't be a hiding place far or near
Posted over a year ago
LOL!I just thought of something..when you have underage sex with protection its Y.O.L.O,but when you get pregnant its like Y.O.Y.O!
Posted over a year ago
“Today sucks, don’t text” types the fourteen ano old girl as she atualizações her facebook status. She picks up her amora, blackberry Bold 8800 and waits 5 seconds. Her phone begins to vibrate with tremendous force as every single one of her friends sends her a message leitura “What’s wrong?” The girl smiles smugly and leans back in her chair, an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction coursing through her veins.
Posted over a year ago
Mother: Do this! You: No! Mother: Oh good! Another game of 'Wheel of Privileges' which one are you losing today? You: I'll do it!
Father: Do this! You: No! Father: *Gets out belt* You: Oh shit!
Grandma: Could you do this please? You: Ok
Just goes to show....
1. Grandma's can turn you into a mindless slave. 2. Asking nicely works. 3. Get the fuck out of there before that cinto, correia flies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted over a year ago
That's fine, Beautyfullme. I'm not mad anymore, but just so you know. There's going to be that one time in your life when you reach the breaking point and just want cuss somebody out. I know I want to, but I try to restrain from doing it in front of people.over a year ago
I don't know when, but I've fallen in amor with him too! <3 Ah, I remember I first heard his voice, first saw his face several years ago, how wonderful was that?over a year ago
i know,but it's quite pointless if somebody messages me,and insults me over a misunderstanding between me and another user,not even that user at all.over a year ago
I seriously despise bigots with all my heart. I can understand if you disagree with someone else's point of view but you still do not have to be an asshole to them without reason. Bigots are part of the reason why there are so many wars. I despise hypocrites as well. They try to tell you something and then they do the opposite. Fucking morons. Didn't anyone ever tell you to actually your brain? Apparently not. "Do as I say and not as I do." <---- DUMBEST statement since forever..
Posted over a year ago
@scales ^I don't take everything you post seriously. I was just making an observation some people actually do believe stereotypes and I was just making a statement. No need to get upset. PLUS when have I ever took everything you say seriously? That was very much so an untruth.over a year ago
whatever...i disagree....we are human. we will all not agree on things. I understand where u are coming from and i hope you can too. I am not going to turn this into a big argument so lets just end it here and say truce...deal?over a year ago
iie (japanese for no) I looked up one direction, and GOD. I looked up beatles and I only like one song. P.S- one direction reaction was negative.over a year ago
I said that One direction needs to shut up, or i'll cut off all of their crotches, and shove a different one down each guys throat. The beatles will ALWAYS be better.over a year ago
@ros59 IT'S NOT DEADHEART13! IT'S DEADHEART3! Plus, I don't care who wins, its just my honest opinion, I don't even know enough about them to actually cadastrar-se a club. Remember 3, not 13.over a year ago
I'm a prude and i'm proud, besides I won't even let my sister who's 18 go on a encontro, data unless I talk to the guy. Perverts are what make this world terrible, and pollution, also murder, there's a alot of things that make this world terrible, and perverts are one of them.over a year ago
Everyone is a pervert at times. They might have a little amount and degree of pervertedness but they still have. Nobody can surely assume that (s)he is not a pervert at all unless that person is asexual. Sexual attraction to other (same when it comes to homosexuals) gender contains pervertedness even if it's a little in degree. If we don't judge it por the degree, then the extreme answer would be pervert. And without sexual attractions, how can people have sex? And Without having sex,how can a new life take birth and come to this world? So, the pervertedness is one of our natural and important part of our life.over a year ago
Something my aunt said "If a person who can't see is blind. A person who can't hear is death. What is a person who can't smell called???"
Posted over a year ago
Somethin bout a truck in a farmer's field A no trespass sign, the time to kill Nobody's gonna get hurt, so what's the big deal Somethin about a truck in a farmer's field
Somethin about cerveja sitting on ice After a long hard dia makes it taste just right On that dropped tailgate on a summer night Something about cerveja sittin on ice
-kip moore "somethin bout a truck
Posted over a year ago
i had a really awkward day... i walked into a wall, right? well, then i have to go and say "oh sorry!" to it like i accidentally ran into someone. FACEPALM
Posted over a year ago
yay im waching ant farm and iron man is in it well he has a suit made of iron and yay now lexi is on chinnas computer and she is loveing it lol agin some one help me i think i HAVE A ANT FARM PROBLEM AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY CAPS LOCK PROBLEM OR MY BIEBER FEVER OKAY NOW ITS a comerchial for let it shine
Posted over a year ago
i'll not give anyone and especially u siri u didn't give me cachorro, filhote de cachorro *pout* and oops usui takumi i meant in my home, i'm soooo happy XDDDover a year ago
lol so who reported my mural post and had it removed? xD
Because of what I said about Grammar "Nazis"....
It's an opinion. If you can't take a negative opinion on what the hell you do, then maybe you should reconsider the actions you carry out. Part of being a "Grammar Nazi" or whatever significant role on a site or any place is being prepared to take the negative opinions along with the good.
And to summarize all of that briefly; Get over it.
Posted over a year ago
First my brother Bites me! Then he calls me asshole and kick me! and now he says I amor TO MAKE YOU SUFFER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IM getting crazy! and when i scream my dad gets angry! UGH!
Posted over a year ago
LMAO! xD Laughing at butthurt 1D fãs on the parody of what makes you beautiful is so deliciously hilarious. Half of them don't get that it's a joke. And that they are not hating. xDD
Posted over a year ago
I hate my god damn family, my dad and brother don't get along, my mom and brother don't get along, and she worries my bro will commit suicide, my parents(my dad mainly) don't let me share my opinion.
Like a few nights atrás there was a commercial for McDonalds, I said "mmmm,. McDonalds, I amor McDonalds" and my dad said in a very stern voice, "NO." So I'm not allowed to like McDonalds! And they also treat me like I'm friggin' 3!
Posted over a year ago
That little bastard cat of mine thought it would be funny to bite my toe...So I picked it up, looked it straight in the eyes, and said....
Listen here you! Don't bite the foot that is connected to the leg that is connected to the calves that is connected to the hip that is connected to the waist that is connected to the torso that is connected to the arm that is connected to the hand feeds you!
So it bit me in the nose instead....
Posted over a year ago
What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? (Oh, oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take all this anymore What would you do, do, do?
Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you
What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I'm not running from you (from you)
Posted over a year ago
Ugh, this new fanpop is pissing me off. Whenever I comment, it either shows up twice, or doesn't show up. Whenever I click on something, I either have to click it several times to open it, or go a roundabout route.
And the colour scheme! Might as well slap on the facebook logo and be done with it.
Posted over a year ago
I'll be there watching from way up high. The shadow you can't see when the sun's in the sky. Wondering eyes have no disguise. It's obvious that this amor never dies. Our amor never dies, this amor never dies. (2x) I'll be your guardian angel, your sweet company. No matter where I go, I'll make sure you're all I see. I'll be your guardian angel watching over you.
Posted over a year ago