'the fuck? My mom wants me to take Karate lessons. ಠ_ಠ

I DON'T WANNA. It's a friggin' waste of my time and energy. I prefer to take Knife-Wielding lessons instead, dammit, it's way mais awesome and WAY mais effective. Might as well buy me a StunGun, for Christ's sake!!

Why Karate! Posted over a year ago

Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Posted over a year ago

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Spongebob XD

Posted over a year ago

Decided to lay my hand on a boiling hot engine. Didn't turn out to be the best idea I've ever had. xD Posted over a year ago

R.I.P Steve jobs! Posted over a year ago

Depressed.. not that anone cares... Posted over a year ago

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & atuação like the most gigantic idiot on earth! Posted over a year ago

14DAYSOMGOMGOMGWHO'SEXCITED?!

Wait, wrong spot, sorry. Posted over a year ago

"I'm not gay,I'm just British." Posted over a year ago

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day.
When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. Posted over a year ago

Me:Where does spongebob live
Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon
Me:Me
Cbot:But who IS he
Me:an american astronaut he got lost they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there
Cbot:Yes
Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie
Cbot:Why is it a lie
Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there
Cbot:What is the truth
Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont you care about me
Cbot:I do care bout my health
Me:your so mean
Cbot:are you the devil
Me:r u
Cbot:no
Me:so where does spongebob live Posted over a year ago

R.I.P. STEVE JOBS!
(They couldn't take away my other Science teacher, they took him.) :'( Posted over a year ago

when u make a mistake on aleatório spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!! Posted over a year ago

ugh i hate my life!!!
Posted over a year ago

I amor you. Posted over a year ago

ok i have discoverd somthing awesome named clever bot
Posted over a year ago

oi do you guys have an ipod or any maçã, apple merchandise?

Steve Jobs is dead.

Think about that.
Posted over a year ago

Is it weird that my uncle has a rotton banana in his freezer... for over 2 years? Posted over a year ago

Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
Posted over a year ago

dkfjbnvio[werhntnl'dkhtr8-17 =]ty1
56+3 jtoir eq53 Posted over a year ago

YES! :D

I got a dedicated medal on here! :D ITS MY FIRST MEDAL EVER!!! :D
Im so happy! Posted over a year ago

"EEFA EHNYWAN DUZNUT LUV DA LOOD, JEEZUS CRAAIST, LET HIM BE A CUSED OOHHH LOOD CUM EHHHMIN." ~ Father Alexander Anderson

Yeah.

We should all listen to Father Anderson's words of wisdom. *nodnod* Posted over a year ago

i lost the game Posted over a year ago

Gosh,i look horrible never gonna record a video from my webcam ever again! Posted over a year ago

5 , 7 Hi , NomyCake ! Posted over a year ago

i cant believe that my cousin takes my laptop to the bathroom just to chat with his gf while taking a bath.

if my laptop broken

HE WILL PAY WITH HIS LIFE Posted over a year ago

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Not at all boy! ....DEUUEAUGH" Posted over a year ago

HOLY CRAP I ALMOST WENT TO JAIL! I was so scared. Posted over a year ago

Has anyone ever heard of Matt Nathanson? Posted over a year ago

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. Posted over a year ago

it's national taco day!!!! :D Posted over a year ago

FINALLY!! I'm the independent 17! This is the ano I get a credit card xD Posted over a year ago

The world.
It revolves, no? Posted over a year ago

GOT MY DEDICATED MEDAL ON THE AVRIL LAVIGNE CLUB!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

A tartaruga attempted to crawl up my pants today at school.

This has brought the kids in my school to nickname me,
"Ze tartaruga Charmer".
I'm pondering whether this is a good or a bad thing...
._. Posted over a year ago

I said this randomly in my room:
"Yaoi te nani?"
My dog gave me a WTF look... Posted over a year ago

When I was little, I thought the moon was following me when I was in the car. Posted over a year ago

I heard meebo was gonna shut down the chat for this site tomorrow! please tell me this is just a mistake or a joke! Posted over a year ago

I got my account back and am trying to fix everything.

I'm sorry everyone, I'm so fucking embarrassed. Posted over a year ago

Hahahah I HAKED THIS BITCHES ACCOUNT! isn't is sooooo funny? Look at mi profile! I HATE ANNA!! Posted over a year ago

I just realized I have a medal for this spot O_O Posted over a year ago

MY POTATO JUST EXPLODED!!! Posted over a year ago

Twenty seven. Posted over a year ago

It died and came back to life! <3 Posted over a year ago

HOLY SHIT fanpop DIED!

/not the end of the world/ Posted over a year ago

my dear sister is not pregnant after all. you lovely people were right. i thank you very dearly. Posted over a year ago

OMG! Today was so a interesting day!xDD
It was super awesome and funny!xDDD
LOLz!xDD
I am so high now! 8D Posted over a year ago

mmm this is really good cereal...my lips are tingling...litterally Posted over a year ago

Whoa, I have a medal in this spot and I didn't even know. When did this happen? I thought they would notify me or something.... Posted over a year ago

Okay so today i tried riding a bike for the first time in like 4 years....

I fell off hurt my leg and ankle 3x

I'm such an idiot. x3 Posted over a year ago

So I go into the freezer to see if we have any ice cream, and to my delight, we had coffee ice cream, my favorite. I took a spoonful and ate it, and it was horrible. I read the label, and it said "Medicated Ice Cream". I ate maconha ice cream ._. Posted over a year ago

-charges into the aleatório spot, eyes wide an wild, breathing quickly and irregularly, and is bleeding everywhere, like I just got into a gruesome fight.-
...This is important...
... Guys ...
... It's official ...
... 7 ...
... Is...
... Worse...
... Than...
......5.........
.... Thought you ought to know....
-suddenly falls over, undoubtably dead- Posted over a year ago

People tend to not respond to mural posts... Posted over a year ago

I got IST tuesday...D: Posted over a year ago

^_^ weird a fucking elmo Muppet just knocked at my apartment door.... He was like "I'm here to wish Bradon a Happy Birthday!" And I'm like
-_- "Elmo mover ur bunda out of my moms apartment! WRONG HOUSE!" Elmo is like D: Posted over a year ago

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I FEEL AS EVERYONE HATES ME RIGHT NOW...:(
Posted over a year ago

My mom made me miss Brant Daugherty's Ustream because we had to see some movie. T_T Posted over a year ago

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I feel like well.... i have no clue oh boné, cap WTH IS WRONG WITH ME OMFG -STARTS SCREAMING- oh wait no never mind Posted over a year ago

I have notice and comment if you have the last three ppost are por the same person Ryuzakiluver18 is the person Posted over a year ago

hi :D
Posted over a year ago

*insert something incredibly funny here* Posted over a year ago

I feel like "Fireflies por Owl City". Posted over a year ago

shitbrix.com.....look at the fotografias and begin to shit >:3 Posted over a year ago

Stop calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either. Posted over a year ago

link

Watch it. Now. Posted over a year ago

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

Barney's friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after school they meet to play
and sing with happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend

Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him! Posted over a year ago

It's my birthday! Posted over a year ago

i should be doing my homework. (Biology) Posted over a year ago

Won't you come out? We can paint the town red. Kill a little time, you can sleep when you're dead. Posted over a year ago

i feel kind of down today. what do you do when youre down? Posted over a year ago

OMG! only 18 mais days till my birthday! Posted over a year ago

MBLAQ is awsome...<3
and joon is so hot and mir rocks.....i just amor them all and their songs.....
must watch^___^ Posted over a year ago

after a month, I decided to resign from my college

the worst part is, haven't I told my mother Posted over a year ago

link

EPIC. Posted over a year ago

Good god, there's really no rage like Flutterrage.... Posted over a year ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAT AND THAT VIBRATOR?!?! Posted over a year ago

i amor this place thank you everyone for being so welcoming and i hope everyone has a good dia and life i will stay and get mais associated and known and i think i will be 1 of the nice people online Posted over a year ago

Sometimes you're the one who wants to watch a man burn. Sometimes you're the unfortunate one burning. But on an occasion that's less rare than it seems... you're both. Posted over a year ago

oi have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
He's pretty cool but there might be something wrong with him.
Don't know if he is cursed or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says is I LIKE TRAINS. Posted over a year ago

That moment where you go into a room and you have no fuckin' idea what you wanted to do. Then, when you leave, you remember it. Posted over a year ago

omg i amor pauly d from jersey costa he is so sexy Posted over a year ago

I was just playing Don't Let the Balloon Touch the Ground and I started cracking up for no reason at all. I've had too much caffeine... Posted over a year ago

this is the most awesomest page ever
Posted over a year ago

Ok i just got my hair cut at wal-marts salon and this guy did a awesome job if u need a hair cut go to wal-marts Smart Salon they are really good!! Posted over a year ago

My brother is standing on out sofá dancing to disney channel. I am both very pleased and displeased.
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Every body!
Rock your body!
Everybody!
Rock your body right!
BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT! Posted over a year ago

rubber duckies eat rubber choclate..... Posted over a year ago

I just found out that that ultra-popular teen show called glee piloted only two freaking years ago. Posted over a year ago

September is over.

Maybe someone should wake up the guy from Greenday now... Posted over a year ago

I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door Posted over a year ago

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS cantar AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
Posted over a year ago

I amor Football season~! Go Dawgs~! Posted over a year ago

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. Posted over a year ago

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
Posted over a year ago

ugh, i feel like crap. Posted over a year ago

i am the most aleatório person wanna no why?

because i said so
Posted over a year ago

Who has twelve toes and like to party? Posted over a year ago