if you like theme parks join
link Posted over a year ago

I feel lazier than the man who made the japanese flag. Posted over a year ago

DENMARK used Swedish!
'Bork bork bork!'
It missed!
...By a mile!
SISTER SWEDEN used Glare!
It was super effective! Posted over a year ago

Part 3
I can't even touch it without getting dye on my fingers. So I wash it quick, with shampoo that is supposed to keep dye jobs from fading por the way, and I realize the chuveiro is filled, and I mean FILLED with purple dye. I pray that it will still be okay. So I get out and dry it. Guess what? No mais purple dye. You could barely see it to begin with, but she said after it's washed it's supposed to get brighter. Now it's gone. Just gone. NOT HAPPY. Posted over a year ago

Part 2
When she put the purple dye on, she was tired and didn't want to have to wash my hair again to let it settle. So she used a makeshift method of drying it and straightening over it. Oh, and she barely gave me a trim. Just thinned out the edges of my hair. She said I could wash my hair tonight if I really wanted to because the dye was still sticky but that she would recommend waiting till tomorrow. por the time I get home, there is dye all over my neck. Posted over a year ago

Okay, I need to vent. So I go to my sisters friend today who is a hair stylist. I want my roots retouched black, a trim and the tips of my hair dyed purple. I couldn't make a real appointment with her because she was only supposed to be assisting stylists that day. So on paper, we were a walk in. She was only supposed to be working till 6 and there were other walk in's, so there was a lot of waiting and her rushing doing my hair. Posted over a year ago

Crap. PartyOrange just got suspended. AGAIN. People, stop reporting her. She didn't do anything wrong. Posted over a year ago

Me and my three friends all went to the store.

And when A's dad went into the store, we all got in the back of the truck and sat in the dismantled bathtub, and sang Halestorm songs.

It was AWESOME! Posted over a year ago

Kid choice awards tonight !!

Im ready to be a kid again (: Wheres the popcorn? Posted over a year ago

SHOW MEH THE CARFAX. Posted over a year ago

GUYS GUYS GEUSS WHAT I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! :DDDDD

*LEAPS OUT OF WINDOWS* Posted over a year ago

heey everyone just wanted 2 let u know that i am going to cama hopefully 2 dream about robert pattinson ok... lol amor u all and goodnight xx Posted over a year ago

I like animê and everything but since how long does aleatório mean Anime? Almost everything is animê here. :/ Posted over a year ago

r.i.p. my little cousin...... Posted over a year ago

Please Join: link Posted over a year ago

I am back from my graduation! :D Posted over a year ago

Please answer this question: link Posted over a year ago

Any 1 watch Adventure Time? Posted over a year ago

R.I.P. all the crew that were lost on the MSR titanic.
R.I.P. the band who continued to play while the ship was going down
R.I.P. every poor soul that shall be remembered on April 15th 100 years since your death.

We shall not forget you
Near, far wherever you are
We beilive that the coração does go on.......... Posted over a year ago

‎WTF Facts : A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't. Posted over a year ago

It's 6:23 AM, I was able to get SOME time on here anyway.
Today is cinto, correia graduation day.

Wish me luck everyone! Posted over a year ago

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
10 props if you can guess what song im singing

Posted over a year ago

So here I am drinking a nice framboesa smoothie, batido late at night...

...when I andorinha the leaf.

Ugh, it's disgusting. Why do they even have those leaves? Don't those smoothie, batido makers know we can choke to death? xP Posted over a year ago

Cotton doces are clouds that have come down to the earth to be our friends. WHY DO WE KEEP EATING THEM!? Posted over a year ago

Who do I choose? A tall boy named Frank (or Frankie) or a boy named Kekoa (hawaiian name)? Posted over a year ago

When I get a message:
Oh shit how do I respond.... *Spends all dia thinking of a response*
Okay I think I got it.... *Slowly types*
*Hesitates for an hora before sending it*
*Presses send and goes to hide in the closet to pretend she doesn't exist* c: Posted over a year ago

''All the ancient classic fairy tales have always been scary and dark.''

-Helena Bonham Carter
Posted over a year ago

Don't go in the closet.
Don't go in the closet.
BITCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THE CLOSET. Posted over a year ago

Horror movie crazed. xD Posted over a year ago

Pekoponians. Posted over a year ago

I am a hunger games/ Vlad tod/ Artemis fowl/ owl city/ soul eater/ death the kid/ warrior cats/ vampire loving girl.  Posted over a year ago

Anyone else Heard of or Joined the Mega millions for half a billion today? Everyone at school was talking about it today Posted over a year ago

This song is so awesome!!*Dances to song* Posted over a year ago

Yesterday I sent my girlfriend a card for Valentine's day. She called me, all hysterical, asking why the hell she got her 'Valentine's card' so late. I said to her:

"To surprise you, darling. I wouldn't give you one on Valentine's day, because that's what everyone's supposed to do on that day. It's no fun, and it's not special. You deserve way better."

And she melted. I must be some kind of epic boss. I wonder what powers I have. Posted over a year ago

I had the weirdest fanpop related dream a couple of nights ago...
I mean all the users were walking around and the *people* were ícones with legs...
So two popular users (guy and girl, not saying the names) hooked up and had two other popular users. I don't know why but then other users started chasing them and Godzilla popped up with Justin Bieber and he started spitting missiles.
Yeah, I forgot the rest but Lego DOES come in there somewhere...

Wow, I'm freaky... Posted over a year ago

oi everyone, I wont be on tomorrow until the afternoon or evening because i'm having a cinto, correia graduation at my karate place. (Going from brown to high brown belt)
This is my last standard cinto, correia graduation, This is going to be a big one for me because afterwards, I will have to test for black belt.
And then after that, My mom is taking me out for sushi to eat.
That's why i wont be on until much later tomorrow.
Wish me luck everyone! Posted over a year ago

Death Note!! :D Posted over a year ago

NYAN CAT!!!!

___━━____┓━╭━━━━━━╮
^━━^
____━━____┗┓|:::::::::::::::::­­­­­::: o o
O
____━━____━┗|:::::::::::::::::­­­­­: | ╰ -╯

____━━____━━╰O--O----O-O-╯ Posted over a year ago

That Moment When You Burst Out Crying Alone In Your Room, And You Realize That No One Truly Knows How Unhappy You Are Because
You Don't Want Anyone To Know. Posted over a year ago

You didn't have the Indiana Jones theme song going through your head, but you do now. Posted over a year ago

aleatório poetry:

Spring has sprung
Fall has fell.
Summer is here,
And it's hotter than Hell Posted over a year ago

Sushi is good for the soul. :) Posted over a year ago

Slender man. Posted over a year ago

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Aka I'M aleatório AND I KNOW IT!
(song is stuck in my head darn it!) Posted over a year ago

I hate when I'm trying to take a test . and its dead quiet and someone decides to tap their pencil TRYING to make a beat .

STUPID pencil tappers!

ITS ANNOYING ! ! ! Posted over a year ago

DELETING THIS ACCOUNT!!!!
If u follow me, here's my new account

link Posted over a year ago

I am rubber
You are glue
Insults bounce off me
And stick to you Posted over a year ago

What makes it magic? Posted over a year ago

Littlebigplanet's badass. Posted over a year ago

ugh, damn homework!!! i get too much!! literally, 3 peices a dia MINIMUM no lie!!! Posted over a year ago

Please cadastrar-se my club: [u]link Posted over a year ago

I'm sick and tired of Trolls.

Posted over a year ago

Rin Kagamine is awesome! C: Posted over a year ago

😄😊😃😃😉😍😘😚😳😌😁😜😝😒😏😓😔😞😖😥😰😨😣😢😭😂😲😱😱😠😡😪😷👿👿. Omg I have mixed emocitons Posted over a year ago

THE aranha BIT ME!!!! IM DYING!!!! EVERYTHINGS GOING DARK!!! I CAN SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT!!!! MUST RESIST FROM GOING INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!

remind me not to drink 6 cans of sprite....too much sugar lol. Posted over a year ago

Whenever something goes wrong my husband always tells me to drink my own piss. Posted over a year ago

I asked him to fix the roof. He said he could do it in ten segundos flat. Posted over a year ago

Shit Happens For Trolls.

Damn Trolls! Posted over a year ago

My husband calls me "Derpina"during sex.... what does that mean???
Posted over a year ago

Do you have $1.50 on you? Posted over a year ago

What The Fuck Is This? Troll Invasion Week

I wish There were mais users to denunciar these trolls Faster!

DAMN TROLLS! Posted over a year ago

a blue blured rodent that is capable of high speeds faces a mecha-omlet.

this refrecing is EaSy! Posted over a year ago

A hero of a fungas world and a tartaruga tryant constantly clash over a beloved rosa, -de-rosa maiden,the hero constantly used hammers and fogo tulips to defeat the dragon-turtle,the turd creatures,and evil turtles.the hero occasionally has his sibling and a raptor to help in the fight.

what game am I refrencing?(EASY) Posted over a year ago

Looming darkness and corrupted chaos,a dark sinister shadow emerges from a gateway of hell and attack a young maiden of a royal family,a warrior in green with a might sword smights the demon and saves the princess.the three powerful triangles are at rest...for now...

What game am I refrencing? Posted over a year ago

Laugh.....Laughter.....Lautherness..... Posted over a year ago

This place needs a breath of fresh air.

After a while all the idiocy and bullshit starts to get old. Posted over a year ago

What is this?
National Invasion of Trolls Week?

I wish there were mais users who would denunciar them faster IF they saw the perguntas on they're updates.
Obviously not.-.- Posted over a year ago

Um, guys... I have a confession to make... Please don't be too mad, 8theGreat, but...

Well, my 4th favorito number is 8...
... And my 5th favorito number is 7.

*Cowers* Posted over a year ago

"YOUR HARRY FREAKING POTTER" Posted over a year ago

What is up with all of these stupid questions?? Posted over a year ago

SOMEONE KILL ME THAT cadela, puta IS BACK. D:< Posted over a year ago

I feel like the Devil hit me in the back of the head with a bloody curling iron, and then the Lipstick Face Demon from Insidious threw up on me, and then Slenderman ripped my throat out. Posted over a year ago

*In the cafe*

Friend 1: Did you all bring your money?
Friend 2: What? NO!
Everyone else: *facepalm* Posted over a year ago

*Phone rings*
Friend 1: Is this your cousin?
Friend 2: I don't know. Hello?
Yeah, pick me up at 8.
No, We're not done yet.
The party isn't over.
I'll be início por 8, definitely.
Oh yeah, one mais thing. Who are you?
Everyone else: *Laughs*

This seriously happened today!
Posted over a year ago

the show is so fun yeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1 Posted over a year ago

My friend just said to me: "If you became invisible, whats the one thing you would do first?"
Me: "Go to Paris, find a performing rua mime, and beat him to death, the round of applause he'd get would be outstanding" Posted over a year ago

White actors > Black actors.

Okay then HG 'fans'. Not my fault you didn't read the damn books. Posted over a year ago

Thought I'd face my childhood fear and watch that mass death scene from Ghost Ship again. Not a good idea. Feelin queasy. Posted over a year ago

Bound at every limb por my shackles of fear
Sealed with lies through so many tears
lost from within, pursuing the end
I fight for the chance to be lied to again.
~Evanescence-Lies~ Posted over a year ago

My ilex keeps auto carrotting very other world I type.
.....I'm not even gonna bother fixing that. ._. Posted over a year ago

i'll follow till i see
in my coração you will be
your amor is all i need Posted over a year ago

Saw faygo in the grocery store. Almost fainted. Posted over a year ago

fly ,fly precious one your endless journey has begun
take your gentle happiness far too beautiful for this
cruz over to the other costa
there's peace forever more.
Posted over a year ago

come on let your as cores brust
make 'em go eh,eh ,eh
As you shoot as cruz the sky. Posted over a year ago

Hey, If You are Sick Of Trolls, Please cadastrar-se This Club My Friend Made it :
link Thx! Posted over a year ago

Okay, am I the only one amazed that someone is actually going far back enough to revive those old perguntas that everyone forgot about?
Yes, in my time, one mês is for-freaking-ever. Posted over a year ago

My,my,you bad kid! how dare you wake up so early? Posted over a year ago

Last comment wins Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you know for a fact you never said anything about it out loud in class before, but some aleatório girl in your geometry class goes up to you and asks you what yaoi is and then when you finish explaining she asks you if you watch hentai. Posted over a year ago

Some kids at my school actually compared masturbating to playing Atari games.

I can never look at an Atari 2600 controller the same way ever again. Posted over a year ago

Honey,you make me want to calibrate my controle de video game, manche without the latest drivers. Posted over a year ago

♪POSTY-POST-POST-POSTY-POST! It is a sloooow day!♪

I honestly feel like not much is being posted. xD Posted over a year ago

just close your eyes the sun is going down You'll be alright no one can hurt you now come morning light You and i'll be seguro and sound Posted over a year ago

If your blindfold comes off,should I blind you instead? Posted over a year ago

O.O barney's watching you... Posted over a year ago

Where's Ms Grammar Xx keith Harkin xX today ?
Posted over a year ago

Why, god why. I thought this troll-filled weekend was just a fluke. Posted over a year ago

Ok trolls stop please and spell check. Posted over a year ago

whats the illuminati ? ? ? Posted over a year ago

SecraLas is awesome! XD Posted over a year ago