a math teacher got a pet papagaio and taught it to talk. one dia the papagaio escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!"
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two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone
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Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses.
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One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. You could say he has teleAPATHY
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A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime.
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