Dose anyone hear like caranguejo cakes:? Posted over a year ago

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. Posted over a year ago

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D Posted over a year ago

"Have you been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl Posted over a year ago

So today, i got my titanium foca, selo of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< Posted over a year ago

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! Posted over a year ago

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T Posted over a year ago

*fishing up coins in a fonte on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up peixe continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Posted over a year ago

Any 1D fãs plz cadastrar-se these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x Posted over a year ago

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! Posted over a year ago

Happy Friday! Posted over a year ago

Aru~! Posted over a year ago

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ Posted over a year ago

Among the "fun" events of seguinte week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
Posted over a year ago

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; Posted over a year ago

So, I was at início the other day, makin' chá (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. Posted over a year ago

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. Posted over a year ago

Is it just me or does the world seem less filled? Posted over a year ago

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked mais emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... Posted over a year ago

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: Posted over a year ago

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? Posted over a year ago

i met a zebra on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chocolate flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in amor with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting gold in my doggie's face oh are you alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? Posted over a year ago

That moment when you break up with the amor of your life. and you want to kill yourself </3 Posted over a year ago

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml Posted over a year ago

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< Posted over a year ago

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked por a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come início and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst dia ever'...u manage to soco yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. Posted over a year ago

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes you are England. :D Don't Lie Posted over a year ago

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D Posted over a year ago

I miss you Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! Posted over a year ago

Ok all You Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a fã of my club! here's the link!!! link Posted over a year ago

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT YOU hetalia - axis powers OBSESSED PERSON!!! Posted over a year ago

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and segundo it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. Posted over a year ago

i'm the most aleatório person of all aleatório people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. Posted over a year ago

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know you guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) Posted over a year ago

Hates how when I was trying to show off my new camera, seventy percent of the fotografias I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. Posted over a year ago

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? Posted over a year ago

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

Props to whoever knows this song! :D Posted over a year ago

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? Posted over a year ago

I'm hungry Posted over a year ago

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls you a scrub, you end up in same BG as them seguinte time. And your topo, início and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i amor it when a baddie calls YOU bad.
Posted over a year ago

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a árvore i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO Posted over a year ago

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring Posted over a year ago

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) Posted over a year ago

ha ha ha........................... Posted over a year ago

I'm Fucked... Posted over a year ago

That moment when you think there's a aranha on you and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. Posted over a year ago

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would you be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and you don't want you're baby to be jacked up. Posted over a year ago

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. Posted over a year ago

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard Posted over a year ago

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are you cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
Posted over a year ago

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when you notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P Posted over a year ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! Posted over a year ago

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot Posted over a year ago

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... Posted over a year ago

oi person below me: STOP POSTING. Posted over a year ago

i amor talking to my dog becuse they will bark or howl back at me so ita like they are listening to you Posted over a year ago

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that Posted over a year ago

this aleatório mural is a piece of shit Posted over a year ago

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
Posted over a year ago

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I'm new...:Dhelp! Posted over a year ago

chicken. that is all. Posted over a year ago

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
Posted over a year ago

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

QWERTY!! song por Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! Posted over a year ago

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
Posted over a year ago

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible ... Posted over a year ago

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. Posted over a year ago

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and you scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. Posted over a year ago

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and popular anime.Tnx Posted over a year ago

That moment when someone posts on the aleatório mural saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and you have no idea who they are. Posted over a year ago

Do you want your own club? Posted over a year ago

oi PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? Posted over a year ago

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. Posted over a year ago

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD Posted over a year ago

Any 1D fãs plz cadastrar-se these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x Posted over a year ago

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') Posted over a year ago

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... Posted over a year ago

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? lol Posted over a year ago

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating pão and reading, you just think life couldnt get any better! :DD Posted over a year ago

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and seguinte door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated Posted over a year ago

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! Posted over a year ago

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch jantar gt to do geography Posted over a year ago

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am Posted over a year ago

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like you to cadastrar-se it! Posted over a year ago

I just read the Wikipedia artigo on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: Posted over a year ago

Lost! por coldplay might be my new favorito song, or one of them anyway. Posted over a year ago

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, you live somewhere where it's morning or midday, or you don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. Posted over a year ago

I was walking down the rua then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D Posted over a year ago

We found pomba in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ Posted over a year ago

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. Posted over a year ago

HI WDC in d world Today Posted over a year ago

abcdefg gummie bears r chasing me one is red one is blue the other one is peeing in my shoe now im running for my life cuz the red one has a faca Posted over a year ago

youtube video called "sam falls off bike (funny)". Channel called tommybrian123. Please watch and enjoy!!!! Posted over a year ago

Sooooo aleatório people should talk to me. :3 Posted over a year ago

I see dead people!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!I'm scared!!! Posted over a year ago