DEMENTED POEMS
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And andorinha it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you amor it up the shitter
rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rosas are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And andorinha it down
rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)