I do think that you probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add mais to the list when I find mais sites I think you should probably avoid. So if anyone sends you links to the following sites, you have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad por the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS YOU ARE A SICKO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you. I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that mural over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit touro on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in cerveja and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth or dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth or dare questions, which will help you to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream you have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?
Do you have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend or boyfriend's friend?
Do you think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the forno on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my list of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let you know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything or eating anything you might spit it or something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the vassoura late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the baía they'd be bagels.
What a kiss means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I amor you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like you a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let you go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt you everysecond he's not at your side hug you every chance you get &stays with you...
Found this on google 1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS or If you find a camisa store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!" 2. go to the comida court and go to a fast comida place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa, tabela cantar elmo's world theme. 3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as you can "I amor THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT dia AND NIGHT!" 4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until you see an old lady/guy...
I never thought I would be doing a list like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this list with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comment but be polite. Also, always comment because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...