I do think that you probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add mais to the list when I find mais sites I think you should probably avoid. So if anyone sends you links to the following sites, you have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad por the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS YOU ARE A SICKO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you. I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that mural over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit touro on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in cerveja and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth or dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth or dare questions, which will help you to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream you have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality or feature you would like to change about yourself?
Do you have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend or boyfriend's friend?
Do you think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a resfriador, refrigerador that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my escrivaninha, mesa for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
Sweetie Sweetheart My love Lover Pumpkin Baby Darling Sweetie Pie Baby Doll My Little Cabbage (French) Love of my Life Angel Beloved Dear Dearest Dear one Deary Flame Heart’s Desire Honey Bun Poubelle Honeybunch Lamb Jewel Loveling Pearl Pet Precious Princess Prince My Sweet Sugar Treasure True Love Beautiful Beauty Gem Saint Light of my Life Object of my Affection Angel Face Babe Buttercup Button Cherub Chica Dumpling Little Angel Little Darling Little Doll Number One Prize Tootsie Doll Face My Idol My Everything My Life Object of My Affection True Love One and Only Inamorata Inamorato My Passion Valentine Dove Honey Bunny Smoochy Babycake Dream Girl Dream...
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to eliminar above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill...
Here are my list of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let you know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything or eating anything you might spit it or something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the vassoura late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the baía they'd be bagels.