This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The mais he gives to others, the mais he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer or mais flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a fonte of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

FHM Magazine released a list a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do you all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people or that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Show With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved por The...

not por me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast comida restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

Stand on topo, início of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the topo, início of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service escrivaninha, mesa and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so you don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

A week atrás I made an artigo of my 20 favorito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an artigo for my 10 least favorito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let you know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comment on what you think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

This is a My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction. If you do not like talking cavalos that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.





The fã fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 fã Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this show has gone a long way, the animation changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

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I checked the poll, R & M won. I'm happy about that honestly, cause this is a show I've been binge watching lately anyway, so this is easier..

No I have not seen every episode, probably won't at all. Honestly this show was getting a little dull. And I kinda just stopped watching after a bit. As they were all reruns anyway, and were never in order. Was just on Adult Swim, which isn't exactly my favorito channel.

Anyway, lets start with some personal backstory..

So orginally I was suppose to review this show several years ago, but I only ended up seeing the first 3 or 4 episodes, and I...

Song: link



Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fã Fiction

Bad Auditions por Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's atuação Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of you may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a mais popular game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japão as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created por Yoko Taro, who created it to make a mais grim RPG with no morally just...

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite show of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest desenhos animados in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my favorito show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with amor interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated por Niko, have given him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the list I posted about a ano ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The fotografias here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....

Now you can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original por Ozone: link

English Version por Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version por Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version por Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version por Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version por Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version por Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal...

Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & animê characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my list of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my favorito thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...