Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chá with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, oi guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

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Switcheroo!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!
Lilly woke up in the HQ about an hora later. She saw everyone crowded around her, worried. Then she felt something sting her on the back of her neck. "OUCH! What the--" Lilly realized that she no longer had a deep, male-like voice. She looked at Skipper and Marlene, who smiled at her in an odd way. She turned around to see Kowalski standing behind her, in his OWN body, holding the fixed laser in one flipper. "H-how did you?" Lilly cheered exstaticly as she hugged Kowalski. Skipper gave Kowalski a weird look and gently pulled her away. (Oh Skipper.............) "Remember those...

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The Goo changer (Part 3;Part1)Weakness

posted by have64

Place:Base
Time:6:00 am

Skipper:Up and atem boys. Time for training.

(All penguins line up except Have)

Have: do I have to.

Skipper: I don't think you heard me solder. Get Up.

Have:*snoring*

Sipper: Rico. Get the cold bucket.

(Rico barfs a bucket and hand it to Skipper)
(Skipper splashes cold water on Have's bunk)

Have: HOLY ARCTIC WATER.(Falls out bunk)
Have: What da heck man. D:<

Skipper:I think your not alert, you need extra hard training.
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Place:The Park
Time:6:30am

Have:Goodness, I'm so tired. I need rest.
(lays down)

Fred:Hello.

Have: Not now Fred.

Fred:...

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Love's Conspirator (page 4)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 5: IS THE RAIN EVEN NECESSARY?

We just had our breakfast, Skipper stood in front of the TV with his peixe coffee mug in his flipper watching the news. Private just sat there starring down at the floor while Rico played lazily with his leftover fish. I stood just outside my laboratory with a chave de fenda and my shrink raio, ray in my flippers. I pretended to remove the screws, look inside the device, arrange nd disarrange the parts put back the screws then repeated the over and over.
This morning was gloomy. Thats the only word I can describe...

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Professor Horrible's Sing Along Blog - Act I, Part II

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible's Sing along Story

Please keep in mind this is partially AU. Also, Private doesn't exist, and Skipper has a separate habitat from Kowalski and Rico. Marlene doesn't see them often, except at Inspection Day, when the Zoo Keepers take them out of their habitats for a thorough cleaning of their homes.

Act I - Scene II

Marlene stood just inside the zoo walls. She has a small stack of papers in her hands, with some drawings on them of the Kids Petting Zoo and some baby animals, and then a parking lot and sad baby animals. She holds one paper in her hand, trying to hand out papers to...

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The Hidden (Chapter VII - Condiment Communication)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We barely noticed the hypnotizing ray. The war will be moved to seguinte month. For now, we will identify the ray.

A delivery came in in our habitat.
"Kowalski, tell me this is another delivery of our spiced tuna," Skipper asked.
"No, Skipper. It must be a condiment for our spiced tuna," Kowalski replied.

"Send it to our habitat, pronto".
"Yes, sir".

There were lots of it. Maybe, maybe. I was just wondering if some of it was from Blowhole. Maybe, maybe, just maybe.

The first one who tried it was Kowalski. Of course, he was the tester of everything. He's not afraid of any chemicals. If other than chemicals,...

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The Hidden (Chapter V - The Confession)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the lémure, lemur habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He said he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it or maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...

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The Hidden (Chapter II - The Practice)

posted by LifelessPenguin

It's dia 1 of Practice or may I say the last dia of practice. Everyone was working hard for the "Me Talent Show" created por King Julien. After a two hours, Maurice posted the banner for the the talent show. It says that the judge is him (King Julien) and the nice gator, Roger. Of course, the creator of the show will be the judge. With the two cheer dancers, Mort and Maurice.

Here are the contestants of the "Me Talent Show":
1. Private (Me) - will bake some panquecas you never tasted and dance.
2. Kowalski - will build a new crown for King Julien (more fashionable).
3. Rico - will do an acrobatic...

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The Hidden Treasure of the Silver pinguim Part One

posted by IluvPrivate

Ok, before you read this, I haven't posted a story of how we got to the penguins world, but this is about my character Valentina and her twin Angelina finding clues to a treasure much greater than that of the golden squirrel. They must destroy it, but there is only one way, to find the firestone of Elapinia and set them on fogo together.

Part one
I was on my laptop one dia when Private looked over my shoulder.
"Can I borrow your laptop?" He asked.
"NO! I'm using it, and I'm very busy!" I yelled back.
"What are you doing?" He asked, obviously very curious as to what I was doing.
"Well, the...

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Lilly's sister! Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly didn't say a word to Skipper. She was still angry about what he had said at their meeting the night before. He tried to engage with her, but she ignored him every time. "Come on Lilly. IYou know I would never lie to yo. Especially about something that important to you!" Skiper urged, but Lilly just looked at the newspaper she held in her flippers. "So what? Now your giving me the scilent treatment?" Lilly kept looking at the pictures in the paper, and still ignored her boyfriend. Then, Kowalski came out of his lab with Crystal. He was showing her how to make a jiggles of her very own....

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New Hero Chapter 2

posted by SkipperXLisa

"Wow! I can see me!"

"Your point?"

Hitori was staring at her reflection in a lake in awe. Her eyes wide, she

gently touched the water. Her muscles tensed as a ring rippled her body and

made it disappear for a moment. She let out a sigh of relief when she was back.

Blowhole chuckled slightly. "It'd not actually you, ya' know."

Hitori shrugged. "It must be something living though, right? I assume

everything has something to it."

"Well, you assume incorrectly," Blowhole muttered. Then, mais clearly, he

said, "Come on. We need to get going. Find a place to set up camp."

Hitori nodded and followed...

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Ester: Part 2

posted by Bluepenguin

"I can't believe Ester, a girl I've known for a third of my entire life, would decide to just flirt with Rico, and in front of my very eyes!"

Writer: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Kowalski stares at Ester skipping away gleefully, dragging the completely baffled and perplexed Rico with her.

Skipper: Well, I guess that settles that.
Private stares sincerely up at Kowalski.
Private: Kowalski? Are you alright?

Kowalski does not respond for a moment, what with this being the segundo woman that has rejected him, Doris being the first and now Ester. He does not look down at Private, and keeps gazing into the distance.

Private: ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: I'm... I'm fine Private. I'll be in my lab...

Kowalski leaves, still stunned por the...

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You've NEVER done it?-Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, for the sake of ALL the innocent eyes out there(including mine) im not gonna go into any DETAILS, im just gonna say that Skipper and Lilly have been at it for about an hora and a half now.................yeeaahhh..0-0
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"See Lilly, that wasn't so bad huh?" Skipper asked as he stood up to stretch. Lilly just layed there, her eyes WIDE in happiness. SHE FINALLY DID IT! "T-that was ....................FUN!" Lilly said aloud. Then she turned around and dragged Skipper back to the ground! (Oh boy)
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Saw: pinguim style!-Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

After about an hora of therapy with Kowalski, the team finally knew why Lilly was Jigsaw's main target. It turns out he was a toymaker in her kingdome back in Antarctica. When she was a hatchling, she claimed that a dummy that he made (the one with the swirly cheeks) Pushed her down, causing her to fall on a large 'NAIL' and get a huge gash going up her leg. She ran início and told her mother, who suspected Jigsaw was practicing witchcraft in his toyshop (She is VERY supersticious) So he and his wife, who had just had a miscariage, were put in prison for twelve years. He then swore to have vengence...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the seguro confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

Saw: pinguim style!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which said (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do you want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

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Chirmast

posted by alex463

Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to leitura skipper: what are you reading? Alex: I am leitura the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can you tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder

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sleepng marlene part 1

posted by anna447

Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the lontra king's friend a king himself deside to cadastrar-se there kingdoms togheter as one por batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves kiss wakes her up.

END OF PART !

The feild trip- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

About a minuto later, Rebecca came to! Although, she wasn't the same. When she woke up to her friends' smiling faces, she had the usual 'human' reaction. " P-p-penguins!? Oh my god! Why am I with penguins!? AHHHHH!!!!" Rico knocked her out to keep her quiet. " Skippa! Hans really did---" Skipper put his flipper up to shush Private. The only moderately sane human that Skipper has ever met completely forgot they were even friends. Although he never said it aloud, that was how he felt on the inside. She kind of reminded him of his long-lost younger sister, but that's a different story, for a different...

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The feild trip!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"Wait....how'd you get that tape off your mouth? Your hands are tied." Skipper asked akwardly. "Your little friend took it off for me." Rebecca replied as she pointed to Julien while he danced behind her. Skipper slapped his flipper on his forehead. " Ring-tail!" He cried. Julien scurried off. " Now, let's get down to business. Why were you covorting with that rat? Does the name BLOWHOLE pop up into you head girlie? DOES IT?" Skipper climbed up onto Rebecca and screamed in her face. She rolled her eyes and answered. "No. The reason I snatched up that rato is because he was plotting something...

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kitkas revenge3

posted by kowalskielol

continuing from ch. 2............

kitka iz totaly tired

ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!

dr.b: not long!

ki: thanks,...

dr.b: no realy your hear

ki:..........

dr.b: >:( your- hear.

ki: look pal, unless you can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-

dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!

KI: oh! what are you doing this far from your lair.-

dr.b: YOU ARE HEAR YOU LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!

dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry

ki: "sniff"

dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge