Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chá with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, oi guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

Never Turn Back Chp.3

posted by penguinsfan2

*back to present*

Skipper: This still isn’t making any sense.

Private: Of course it isn’t Skippa because we haven’t even finished it.

Skipper: I know, but all it’s telling us is what we already know, when is it going to get to the point?

Ash: *mumbling*…so impatient…..

Skipper:*glare*

Kowalski: *grabs the book* let’s keep reading, maybe it’ll give us a clue to where she ran off too.

Ash: *gazing lovingly* so smart….

Kowalski: *blush*…s-so yea back to the story….

Book: The zoo was on totally panic attack right now, and it’s all my fault because I let it happen. How could I be...

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one mais time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't you guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like you could use the sleep. You have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by mostar1219

In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team pinguim in the car.
P: Are you sure you don't mind sharing your título with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that you guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM pinguim WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did you help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...

Heat Battle Pt.4

posted by JayJay12

Skipper glares at Blowhole.

*Kowalski kicks Skipper away from him*
*Skipper punches Kowalski in the face*
Cream:What the heck is going on?!
Private:It's best not to tell you right now
Cream:Well,alright,Private
Private:We have to stop them or else they could end up going to another zoo!
Rico:Yeah!Le hurrry!
*Cream,Private,and Rico run to the others*
Marlene:What is going on?!
*Private whispers in Marlene's ear*
Private:Skipper and Kowalski are fighting for Cream,and it's gone TOO far!!!
Marlene:Yes,I can see that!
Cream:Let's hurry,Private!
*holds Private's hand and smiles*
Skipper:BLOWHOLE!!!
Cream and Private:DR.BLOWHOLE!!!
Blowhole:Penguins,I...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny dia without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is leitura lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

The Mechanical Problems-1

posted by Tressa-pom

A sunny dia without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is leitura lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have posted this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie jaqueta in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice said behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He said covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are you doing???" She said annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are YOU doing here is the...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 4

posted by legendary7

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...

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Cupids broken Arqueiro *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

Ok i know this is my segundo one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the topo, início of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and Arqueiro and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an Arqueiro at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew you were out to get me." Skipper said putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...

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Switched Part 5

posted by skipper12a

Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the seguinte part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the pinguim HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and xerez all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

oi everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope you understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

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Death por Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death por Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened cacau powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder or 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons azedar, azedo cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream or whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat forno to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 or 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof or other...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 2

posted by SkippX101

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear you have memory loss, you have alresdy been captured por Blowhole before, so you are the least of our worries." Kowalski said with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Caribbean Arctic Avian (parody of "Caribbean Amphibian") w/h added POM details

posted by mostar1219

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four friends of mine.
Sometimes they peixe in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play voleibol and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to peixe in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight por where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

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Held Captive Before natal Part 3/4

posted by egel_0507

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” said the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” Said the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...

Skilight (chapter 2)

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skilight, chapter 2, por mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered por thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton doces clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 3

posted by RockOnPoM

Private: Ouch! Stupid rato trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: oi Tigress, have you met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...

Harry potter meets PoM part 3

posted by alexrusso-213

Alex:wow that pinguim is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that pinguim just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking pinguim
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he said that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much

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Royal Pains Chapter 1: Late

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of peixe coffee. "She's late. This is the segundo time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her cadastrar-se the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...

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Seven Abominations (Edited and being resubmitted)

posted by JediPenguin16

Re-submission and editar of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn arco iris, arco-íris commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the animais in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring pinguim four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot or cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...