Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chá with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, oi guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

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The New Recruit: Part 8

posted by TeamPeeta649

Before the penguins can do anything to help Tara, Alice is already out of the habitat and putting Tara in a box.

Kowalski:"We have to save her!"

They speed out of the habitat and follow Alice. They watch as she sets Tara's box on the back of a carregando truck and then walks away. Skipper gives the signal and they hurry over to the truck. They jump up seguinte to the box when Skipper signals for them to stop. He leans in close to the box and listens. He can hear whispering. He reconizes Tara's voice.

Tara:"Agent 9 get me out of here. Forget the mission! I know what Agent 5 said and I don't care! I told...

Immunity Enhancement chapter 4

posted by beastialmoon

Friday came.

It was time for their date. Kam was getting ready in Marlene's habitat, or at least that's what she kept reminding herself. Being constantly pricked and poked seemed like a lot to go through just to get ready. Then she got out the big guns.

Beakstick.

"No! There is no way you are putting that on me!" Kam jumped up

"Come on, Kam!"

"No! I let you poke me, shine my feathers, silk my beak, and who knows what else! This draws the line!"

Suddenly a knock came at Marlene's habitat entrance. Kam let out a tiny yelp of fear. Marlene laughed.

"I'm scared." Kam whispered.

"It's perfectly normal....

Immunity Enhancement chapter 2

posted by beastialmoon

The penguins are all practicing their moves on topo, início of the ice floe. Marlene wakes up and notices something different about the penguins. Kowalski's missing, but there are still four penguins. So who's the new girl?

She decides to check it out. She walked into their habitat.

"Hey, guys!" she announced.

"Hello, Marlene." said Private. Marlene walked right up to the girl penguin.

"I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself right, my name is Marlene. Welcome to the zoo."

"Um… thanks. I think." the girl pinguim replied

"I live in the habitat right across. So if you ever need some girl time, let me know."...

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Immunity Enhancement

posted by beastialmoon

This is my Kico story. First five chapters are already on FFN. Enjoy, and review in the comments!

Kowalski lifted the Beaker. So far, all seemed calm. He slowly tipped the beaker. So slowly, in fact, that only a single drop came out. It fell into the bronze liquid below. Smoke, the proof of the mixing of the chemicals, arose. The mixture turned a blood red colour.

It was ready. The ultimate cure to diseases – Immunity Enhancer 2.0. The 2.0 just made it sound cool. Which it was. This could help AIDS victims and Cancer Patients everywhere! He let it sit.

Skipper came in the room. "Kowalski, you're...

She's Got You High - Part 6: dia Off

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDL's note: I took a few movie references and threw them in here. You'll probably not reconize them, though, since they're in my own words.

Kowalski woke up Saturday morning, excited for today's plans. The amor drinks were in the refridgerator, with paper taped to them with "do not touch" sloppily written across them.

Another reason why he was happy was because Skipper didn't wake him up. Usually that early bird will drag them out of cama at 5:00 AM. But because of the day's arrangements, Skipper let the team sleep in.

He was going to head over to Marlene's place and show her ways to keep spies...

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Skipper's Family Here! chapter 5

posted by Sandrei

Here comes the last chapter:)

CHAPTER 5: Family and Friends

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Auriga spotted Private sitting in the corner, his cute, childish face sad and resigned.
“What is it honey? You can’t fall asleep?” asked the Mother Penguin, sitting beside Private and patting him gently on the head.
“I barely ever used to have sleeping disturbances up until now” confessed Private, rubbing his left eye dreamily.
“There, there.. it happens sometimes.. there was a time, when Terry and Skipper couldn’t fell asleep for hours for some unknown reasons.. they were bebês back then. I used to sit right beside them...

Last Time: chapter one

posted by Albino

“Okay, Cliff, enemy spotted, ” Jade hissed into her earpiece. “Roger that,” Cliff answered. Jade continued to watch the flat head pinguim through her binoculars. She counted silently in her head. ‘Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five,’ She never finished her count down.

“Let us go, Skipper!” Jade demanded through the cage bars. Cliff scowled at Kowalski, his life long enemy. “We still have a score to settle, Junior, ” He growled at Kowalski. “Yes, we do, but I’ll always be the smartest, ALWAYS!” Kowalski snapped. Cliff grinned with the slightest bit of humor. “Still...

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Skipper is a Brick House

posted by JediPenguin16

I saw the screen shot...and couldn't resist.
....
I was bored.
link
Original song

(chorus)
"He's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' them bricks hang out
He's a brick----house
The man is stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back
He's a brick----house
He's the one, the only one you see,
who's built just like Hercules
Well put together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

Verse:
1. He knows he got everything
A man needs to get a girl, yeah.
How can he show, those bricks so grand
36 sqare blocks, what a winning hand!

(Chorus)"He's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' them bricks...

Skipper and the Church of Destiny, C4: Seek and Destroy

posted by beastialmoon

Seek and Destroy

Hans

Hans led the trio on the revenge. They had a base set up in Hoboken, the cesspool of New York. Blowhole was the evil scientist, formulating the plans. The Red esquilo set up contacts with other animais bent on getting revenge on Skipper. And Hans made all the big decisions. Such as trusting the two of them to follow his main plan.

There's an evil feeling in our brains
But it's nothing new, you know it drives us insane

He knew of Skipper’s rational fear of churches. Once he got over it, he would go on a spree of goodwill, if his psychology was correct. Then they would strike....

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The Randomest PoM dream ever!

posted by Annacrombie

Right here is a totaly aleatório dream i had last night, i would post it in the PoM Dreams fórum but i think its too long to post it there

Note:This includes alotta of the PoM fanpopers so if ur mentions u were in mah dream!(if i didnt mention you im sorry you probaly were iin it its just i cant remeber all of my dreams)

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Right the dream started off when i was at início checking my texts when i got a text from Jedipenguin16 saying would you like a tour of aleatório fanpopers houses, so i replied saying yes. The seguinte thing i knew that i was outside of SJF_penguin2...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Author note: All right for all of you Julian fãs I put him in this chapter. But theirs bad news at the same time if you’re a Julian fã and the título speaks for it’s self.
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Chapter 5: Where’s your crown King Nothing!

The seguinte dia Brandon and Marlene deiced to spend the dia with the penguins so Brandon can get to know them a little better. Private and Marlene where watching a soap opera on T.V, Kowalski is working on a new invention, Rico is brushing his...

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A lost Relative chp 1

posted by POM4ever

There she was, helpless as her family was attacked. What could she do? She was only one penguin, one pinguim which had witnessed her family being dragged away por a leopard seal. She stood there and cried. She was sad, but soon found a best friend. They where like sisters. Nadine soon snapped out of her thoughts when she heard something. Then, out of no where a
huge leopard foca, selo grabbed her. Nadine didn't even have time to shout, the leopard
seal was shaking her so violently, she soon passed out. She woke up in a crate.
''Where am I?" she asked herself weakly. She felt the engradado, caixa being set down...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Author note: I may have forgotten to mention that the songs used in this story are not owned por me, or made up. All the songs where made por Metallica.
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Chapter 4: Metal

After a tour around the zoo Marlene and Brandon finally got back to their own habitat.

“Thanks for showing me around the zoo Marlene.”

“No problem at all,” said Marlene.

“And I tell you there’s a lot strange animais around this zoo, especial those penguins, and lemurs.”

“Yeah I know...

A Rocking Roommate (Chapter 2)

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: All right like I promise my OC will be in this chapter, well to tell you the truth my OC is me yeah I out myself in the story lol so hear we go.
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Chapter 2: Welcome to the zoo

The seguinte dia Marlene was at her habitat just relaxing, and waiting for her new roommate. Around 1’oclock a engradado, caixa arrived at her habitat, then one of the zookeepers open the crate.

“There you go little guy, and welcome to your new home.” Then the zookeeper walked away.

Marlene walked towards the engradado, caixa looking for her new roommate....

What Is Going On? por pinguim Girl (Part 1)

posted by rico911910

"Kowalski, do you think I should not be on the team?" I said looking up at the tall pinguim who was working on his new project.
"What? I would never think that in my life. You belong on the team. Without you who would help me with my inventions." He said chuckling at the fact that I would say something like that. Looking back down at me with a smile. Then turning the smile into a frown when he saw a tear go down my face.
"Whats wrong, Sam?" He said stoping on what he was working on to turn to me.
I was wanting so badly to tell him, but I just could not. Instead, I turned away and waddled out...

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The Mission (Part 1)

posted by Manfred_Johnson

It's times like this you wish you could just go início instead of being on a war ship, out in the middle of unknown areas. I thought, as I looked around at the wide open waters while leaning on the gard rails. There was no sign of any land to be seen from miles it seemed. I have know idea why I have agreed to do this. Is it because of me never wanting to disrespect my own state? Or was it because of my respect for the code of my species?
"Hay.....are you alright?" Said a faint voice in the distence. It sounded soft and worried at the same time. I looked back over my shoulders to see who it was....

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In the shadows: Part 10 - Fear

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDL's note: Hi. Uh, read and review. It's short.

Skipper bolted upright.

Private fell out of his bunk.
"Oof." He landed on his back. "Did you hear that, Skippa'?"

Skipper glanced down nervously at the young private. His breathing settled, and he jump out of his bunk, almost landing on Private.
"We got no time to lose. Roll out, team!"

Skipper turned to face the bunks. Rico and Kowalski were still snoring in their beds. Skipper sighed. He grabbed some extra pillows and chucked them at the sleeping soldiers.

Rico squealed and rolled awkwardly out of his bunk, landing on all fours. Kowalski yawned...

A new start chapter 3

posted by Annacrombie

A new start chapter 3

Val and Lily had became sisiters to me, I loved having thier company

One dia it was raining and we had nothing to do, Skipper held a meeting asking for sugestions of things to do, Val said she had spotted an old TV in a bin that Kowalski could hook up for us ~ awsome idea Val! ~. When the rain stopped we all set of to get the TV, the TV was to heavy to carry. Lily said she saw a toy car to put it on to and drive it back to the habitat.

Lily showed me where it was and i drove over towards the guys in a bright rosa, -de-rosa car ~ i amor bright rosa, -de-rosa cars! ~ we drove it back to...

Is this love?-Chapter 3

posted by Camillebas

(Here is were it gets exciting.)
All four penguins stared at her in awe, "You used to work for Dr.Blowhole?" Private said. Victoria nodded, Skipper continued to glare at her and Kowalski looked heartbroken. "But, as I said I no longer do and he probaly has no idea I'm still living." Victoria repeated, seeing Kowalski's look. She didn't know why, but something about him made her feel... well.... diffrent. She couldn't discribe what it felt like, it wasn't a bad feeling, but just a feeling. Suddenly, there was a noise, the TV turned on. Victoria's eyes widened in horror. On it was someone she...

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The Beginning - Part Six: Captured

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Editer's note: This one isn't my favorite. But enjoy it anyways.

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TIME: 4:45PM
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE ABOVE SOUTH AMERICA

The penguins where asleep, crammed together in the little o espaço there was.

Except for Skipper. He got little sleep due to the lack of room. He kept himself busy por daydreaming. He dreamed of his início back in Central Park, imagined what Ecuador would look like, and most importantly, he thought about Heidi. He kept on reminding himself that the whole reason why they are heading to another continent and into the unimaginable was Heidi.

Skipper missed her. He could almost...