Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chá with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make sense.
(Scene change. All penguins have pot!)
Skipper: Hey, oi guys! We’re penguins! We walk funny! HA!
Kowalski: I’VE WASTED MY LIFE WITH SCIENCE! Ha, science is a funny word Sci-ence. LOL!
Rico: Miflobahi! (Flops backwards)
Skipper: And to think we looked to combat for a kick when we have weed just a country away!
Kowalski: I’M GAY, ALL RIGHT? STOP TORMENTING ME! (Curls up in ball) Please, please stop!
Rico: Uhhhhhhhhh….. (Knock at hole)
Private: Hello! Anybody in there?
Skipper: Uh oh! It’s Private! We can’t let him know we’re using pot!
Kowalski: Yes, young penguins are so impressionable. We can’t let him think he can use marijuana!
Skipper: Right, Rico! (Rico stuffs pot under TNT)
Private (enters): What’s going on here?
Skipper: Oh nothing really.
Kowalski: Yes, we were just about to….er…. (Clutches head) lie down for a little bit….
Rico: Uh huh!
Skipper: Come on boys! (They leave)
Private (Looking around): Hey, where did my pot go?

Sorry if anyone found this offensive. I'm just bored out of my MIND!

KowalskiTheLich That was...random, but funny.

EmoCupCake LOL. That was definitly interesting. I don't think anybody thought of that before.

ThatDamnLlama Private's a drug addict? I knew it...!

private707 XD I KNEW PRIVATE HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BE SO SANE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! yOu ShOuLd CoNtInUe!

LadyPrivate The ending…

SJ_waddles O_O OMG I was crying from laughter when they go crazy.

evviefoxx Actually, I'm not surprised. Remember in 'Christmas Caper' where they're all cheering on Rico with 'Chug! Chug! CHUG!'? Eggnog is often mixed with liquor in Christmas parties. I'm sure that's the real 'love' in the eggnog. ;P

krazy4kowalski Thanks! I was so worried you would hate it! I've always thought Private took drugs. Just the way he tolerates abuse from the rest of the team!

Annacrombie funni

ImAnEasel XD Love the ending!

Meet the Penguins

posted by queenpalm

I did not make this up. It is in a book I bought.

To play: fill in the spaces with the word it tells you to, then use those same words to fill in the story in the same order.

Plural noun ________
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Adjective ___________
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Now to start the story:

Meet the Penguins

Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico may look like four cuddly ________- but ...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 15

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks seguinte punch* "What are you doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If you hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 11

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Flock's Return

*hiding in an old abandoned home, the trio of penguins watch the penguins coming into the living grounds*

*all whispering*

Kowalski: "Hey! There's my parents! And...They're..."

Skipper: *looks* "Oh. I'm sorry, amigo."

*they see Kowalski's parents holding another hatchling*

Rico: "Hey! Therine!" (Translation: "Hey! There's mine!") *starts to go to them, but stops when Lithia & Jordan start laughing*

Kowalski: "I'm sorry, Rico. I know how you feel."

Skipper: "Hey! Don't look so upset! There's gotta be another explanation for this...I'm sure they still mis--"

Kowalski:...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 7

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Feeding Grounds...

Private: *sits isolated from the group, looking at the water, thinking*

I can't believe this happened. I lost my Dad before I even knew him...Now my Mom is gone too. All I have left is Uncle Nigel. And he's gone most of the time. I wonder what happened to her--WAIT! I don't even want to know. Why? Why did you have to go. Why couldn't you have stayed. I wish you were here. Oh, how I wish you were here....

Steve: "Hey, Private. You feel like playing?"

Private: "Sorry guys. I'm just not in the mood right now. Maybe later."

Jake: "Hey, sorry about your mom, dude. She...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 3

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

2 Days Before Migration...

*a 15 ano old Rico was waddling along when he heard something...*

KABOOM!

Rico: "Whoa! What was that?!" *curious, he followed where the sound came from*

KABOOM! KABOOM!

Rico: *kept going & stopped suddenly when he saw lights exploding in the sky* "Whoa...Cool..." *he just kept watching when he saw large creatures sending these exploding lights into the sky* "Hey, my mom told me about these beings, they're humans!" *he went back to his início as fast as he could go*

Rico: "Mom! Dad! You'll never believe what I just saw! These exploding lights were in the sky!...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the assento and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every pinguim for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

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pinguim Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

posted by peacebaby7

Chase Scene: Take 1

Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
...
Keep dancing!"

Maurice: "But there's no music!"

Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"

Julien: "Come back you música hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"

*--trip*

Chase Scene: Take 2

Julien: "Come back you música hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"

Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*

*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a segundo battery*

2 minutos later...

Skipper: "Ha, lost him."

Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are you okay?"

Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."

An Old Friend, part nine

posted by queenpalm

"Okay, the best route and time would be at 9:45, and through the series of air vents," Ivy explained. "We can drop down into Alice's office around 9:50, when she should be having her morning snack. If we can change the records in 10 minutes, we will be good, and can get out with 5 minutos to spare."
"Great idea, Ivy!" Skipper said. "Now that's what I call a brain!"
Kowalski scowled at Skipper's compliment to Ivy. I then looked at the clock and realized that it was already 9:42.
"Hey, let's go," I said. "If you want to follow Ivy's plan, we should get going."
"Yeah, Johnson's right," Ivy said....

how i met Skipper and his team 3

posted by kivamarie

this is part 3 of how i met Skipper and his team. so after we went back to H.Q. Private puts a bandaid on my arm. which would make it feel better. that's where Marlene appeared.

Marlene: oi guys

Skipper: hello Marlene.

Marlene then look at me on the floor.

little me: (looks at the otter) (giggles)

Marlene: what's with the mouse?

Private: that's Kiva Marlene.

Skipper: and me and my team found her in the ally she was scared and alone. so now we are taking care of her. because her mom and dad were killed por Dr. Blowhole.

Marlene: right i get it and now you're protecting her so no one won't be able hurt...

how i met Skipper and his team

posted by kivamarie

this is how i met Skipper and his team. as you can see i was little and i kinda speak after all i was a toddler. and there was my mom and my dad and yet they look like me a mouse. and they amor me a lot. but then my life was about to change and it would never be the same.

little me: (sleeping happily)

BANG! BANG!

little me: (wakes up) huh?

when i heard that banging noise i didn't know what was going on until Dr. Blowhole show up with the same gun i heard little early. i was scared

Dr. Blowhole: (grins at me evilly)

little me: (scared) uh oh

when i woke up i was at Blowhole's lair and i was in a cage...

An Old Friend, part seven

posted by queenpalm

Here is part seven. It took me awhile to write it, and I hope you like it.

When I woke up, something didn't feel right. It felt like I was in a place I knew, and I knew that could not be true. The weirdest thing was that I had a real blanket, and I had not had one of those for four years.
Even though I woke up with the same feeling that I had every day, I felt that I couldn't do any of those things. My brain told me that I was in the same place that I was every night, even though it felt different. I felt my muscles strengthen, ready to start another dia of hunger, loneliness, and misery.
Since...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did you remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

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I am in the PoM World. The Final Chapter.

posted by CuteCuddly

I want to make this the last chapter, so it'll be pretty long. :)

*Private's PoV*

I can't sleep. I'm too worried about CC. She's been in a coma for hours and I fear Kowalski can't wake her up.

I climb out of my bunk and see that Skippah's is empty too. I look all over the HQ for him, only to find him on the island up top.

"Skippah?" I call. He turns and sees me.
"Private? What are you doing out of bed?" he asks, as I sit down seguinte to him.
"I was about to ask you the same thing," I reply.
"I can't sleep."
"Neither can I."

We sit in silince for a moment.
"I'm not sure what I'd do if CC doesn't wake up,"...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 9.

posted by CuteCuddly

*CC's PoV*

Something tells me this isn't right. Something tells me I shouldn't be here, back home. But I can't be certain. I stand amd leave my room. I walk down the hall and into the kitchen. My mum is there, washing the dishes.

"Mum," I say. "Did you...miss me?"
"MUM!" I hear my brother call from his computer. "Come check this out!"
"Just a minuto Thomas," Mum says, as she finishes up the dishes.
"Mummy?" I say again, thinking she didn't hear me the first time. She IS getting hard of hearing.
"MUM!" I yell, but she keeps ignoring me.

As she leaves the sink to see what Tom wanted, I jump in her way....

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Tales from the Madagascar: Larry and the Sky Spirit of Weather

posted by KingJulienXIII

Once upon the times, in the sweet sweet country of Madagascar, during the reign of King Julien VI, there lived a sifaka lémure, lemur named Larry. Larry was a very picky kind of guy, MUCH unlike me, the king. He had to have everything his way. This made him not have as many friends as I have, and made him much less loved than me.

One day, it was raining, and Larry did not like the rain. He wanted it to stop raining. Obviously. So, he was going to MAKE it stop raining. While other lemurs praised the Sky Spirit of Weather for the sweet rain that made the manga trees grow, Larry decided he would be showing...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

A dia later, Pat and Kowalski overheard Alice talking to another zookeeper. “This is weird, the computer says that we due for another shipment of animals.” Alice said. “What animais now?! We’ve already had Emperor and Adelie Penguins from Antarctica and a bunch of animais from Paris. What now? Owls from England?” “Well, we are getting owls, but it doesn’t say where there from.” After hearing this, Pat and Kowalski decided to investigate. They got to Alice’s computer and found out a shocking revelation. Alice wasn’t lying. They were getting...

(still dont know what to call it) chapter 2: Fighting XD

posted by Lexii_23

  "You do?" they asked in unison.
Lexii nodded eagerly. She looked at the lémure, lemur wearing the labcoat and smiled. "You're Dr Horrible!!! I watch your blog all the time!!!!! And you!" she looked at the lémure, lemur wearing the blue shirt, "You're Captain Hammer!!!!!! Oh my gosh! I cant belive I'm acctually meeting you two!!!!!" she jumped up and down fan-girling.
   "Yeah great. Uh help?" Dr Horrible choked out as he tries to pry Captain Hammer's fingers off his throat.
   Captain Hammer scoffed. "Like SHE can stop me! I run the show here. I'm Captain Hammer and the hammer is my... OW OW!!" Lexii...

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Private's Book of Secrets. 2.

posted by CuteCuddly

Date, September 12th.

Dear Diary,

Of course, he had to come back. I knew he would someday. He pushed my buttons, but I tried to ignore him. I mean, eggs and bacon? How is that going to get me back into my game?

Yes, I am talking aboit the Armarillo Kidd. That horrid tatu was trying to get me back into minigolf. I didn't want to.

Driving records mean nothing. if you're about to run over a grasshopper. I manage to stop the car, just before impact. Skipper's wasnt happy with me and I was convinced that nice guys reall DO finish last.

Then HE comes, in my face and nagginf for me game. I tell him...

lost in the arbusto, arbusto, bush of Africa chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me packing up and going somewhere.

Me: (packing up some stuff) okay a boné, cap check, a bottle of water check, first aid kit check, snacks check, sunglasses check, a lighter check, and a blanket check. okay I'm all set and ready to go.

so after I packed my stuff I went to the airport.

Me: excuse me I'm looking for a private plane for me to fly in?

Woman: oi you must be the rato who survived cheating death twice.

Me: yup that's me.

Woman: well today you are in luck Miss you get to fly in the private plane for the first time.

Me: does that mean I'm not going to pay you?

Woman: of course...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Skipper struggled to open his eyes. He found himself lying on the floor of Marlene's place. His head was still throbbing. The last thing he remembered was Antonio punching him, so he blacked out. Wait, where was Marlene? He trudged to his feet.

"Marlene?! Marlene?!" Skipper said wandering out of the cave. The sun shone brightly in the afternoon sky. How long had he been out for? With one step progressivo, para a frente he heard a crinkling sound under his left foot. It was a piece of paper with a letter. It read:

Dear Skipper,

I have your precious, Marlene. If you want her you will follow the map on the back of...