(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb cruz the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One dia Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a árvore explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.