Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

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posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb cruz the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One dia Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a árvore explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.

peacebaby7, Grammyof4 and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL xD Why did the bomb cross the road? It was in Rico's stomach. xD That is my favourite. x3

xDark_Angelx These are good.

NoShameHere Hehehehehehehe XD

Kowalski355 Nice XD

skipper12a I liked the last one about Rico and the bed. Penguins may blow up TVs, trees and cars explode, but apparently all they do to beds is sleep in them XD

knd-pom-sp he he he does Manfridi have a talent? No, he's dead. so funny

mostar1219 I didn't get the goldfish one

Grammyof4 Very good story Nina!

JediPenguin16 XD The Manfredi one was my favorite. XD I can't wait to tell that one to my little brother, he loves Manfredi and Johnson jokes. We make them up together when we are bored.

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! All so good!

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The Goo Changer (Part5) Thanks For The Memories

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo

Skipper:Good job boys. Now what should we do?

Have:How about we remember stuff like in the past?

Rico, Kowalski, Private:Okay.

Skipper:Fine but no annoying ones.
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Place:Base

Kowalski:Remember that we all got biker nicknames and tattoos.

Private:Oh yeah that was my idea.

Have:I remember mine, Swordmaster.

Rico:Awesome.

Private:Remember when Skipper didn't get enough sleep.

Skipper:Thanks to those no good lemurs.

Rico:hdsfhduhfsauhaslhjs(I remember that I was Blowing stuff up with Julian.)

Have:Ha Ha we was so tired that day, remember....

Flightless Lust: Chapter Nine

posted by Cornflak

An hora past noon time, and the penguins had invited Marlene to their HQ in order to make arrangements.

To be completely honest, Kowalski couldn’t wait any longer. He was getting awfully sick and tired of this depressed feeling that crept up from behind, whenever Rico was near. Kowalski felt incredibly guilty and shameful, having been the very reason that Rico was going through this mess. But it was over, now! Rico simply needed to leave for a while, giving Kowalski some time to rethink his feelings and clear his head. Things would soon be back to the way they used to be; and they would all...

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Buck Slaps Skipper

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Slogans for The Penguins of Madagascar

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Kowalski's Cure Potion

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Nwe Wallpaper!

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Mort

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Skipper Loves Marlene Face

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Rico making sushi

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Cute Private

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Target Penguins (BOY) Pajamas

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What The Fu-!

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yaoi

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No! im not your family

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The Penguins Of Madagascar ~ Miracle On Ice ~ Kowalski Babbling And Stumbling

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Birthday Kisses.

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Denny's Commercial

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My mother called me into the living room and showed me this on the televisão because she thought it'd make me happy. My mother knows me so well. Thought I'd share it with you guys.

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 20: Pen and Paper 06.27.15

posted by peacebaby7

Pen and Paper 06.27.15

Note: This installment contains references to North Wind from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie, although it should not spoil anything for those that haven’t seen it. por the way, there's one mild curse word, just a warning.

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“Skipper, this came for you,” Kowalski said making his way over to his retired first-in-command with an envelope.

Skipper smiled as he took the envelope from Kowalski. “Thanks, Kowalski,” he said with a tired sigh.

“Couldn’t sleep again?” Kowalski guessed.

“Ah, it’s that damn hip again,” Skipper said with an irritable roll...

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Cheezy dibbles reales!

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peixe Happens!

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