Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

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posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorito song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb cruz the road?
It was in Rico's stomach.
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Skipper: Now it's time for the theme song.
Marty: Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Circus! Duh duh duh duh duh duh. Afro circus, Afro circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, Afro!
Skipper: Wrong song!
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What's black, white, gray, pink, orange, and has a frame?
Kowalski hugging a picture of Doris.
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If Skipper has a talent, and Rico has a talent, and Private has a talent, and Kowalski has a talent, does Manfridi have a talent?
No, he's dead.
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One dia Kowalski was trying out his new invention. It didn't work when he pressed the on button on the remote. He tried it again. And again. And again. It still didn't work. Now, Kowalski was really frustrated. He threw the remote across the room. His invention worked.
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If Rico made the T.V. explode, a árvore explode, and a car explode, what did he do to the bed?
Sleep in it.

peacebaby7, Grammyof4 and 3 others like this

Private1sCut3 LOL xD Why did the bomb cross the road? It was in Rico's stomach. xD That is my favourite. x3

xDark_Angelx These are good.

NoShameHere Hehehehehehehe XD

Kowalski355 Nice XD

skipper12a I liked the last one about Rico and the bed. Penguins may blow up TVs, trees and cars explode, but apparently all they do to beds is sleep in them XD

knd-pom-sp he he he does Manfridi have a talent? No, he's dead. so funny

mostar1219 I didn't get the goldfish one

Grammyof4 Very good story Nina!

JediPenguin16 XD The Manfredi one was my favorite. XD I can't wait to tell that one to my little brother, he loves Manfredi and Johnson jokes. We make them up together when we are bored.

CuteCuddly LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!! All so good!

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Humanized Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: This is my fifth installment of POM skits. My first was regular link, segundo was link skits, third were link skits, and the fourth showcased link in various antics. For this installment, they will all be humanized scenarios. Any título with a Roman Numeral seguinte to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope you enjoy!

41) The King of Rock and Roll [XXI]

Julien strutted down Park Avenue with his manager, Maurice, at his side. He wore a two hundred dollar pair of jeans, a leather jaqueta over a purple slim-fit silk polo shirt, and a pair of black Maui Jim sunglasses....

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Ultimate Slap Fight

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now that's what I call a slap fiesta ;)

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Many mais Miles To Walk: Epilogue

posted by peacebaby7

Five Years Later

“Are you nervous?” Laura asked as she adjusted Harold’s cap.

“Nah,” Harold answered with a smile. Laura crossed her arms and gave him a look. “Okay, fine!” Harold admitted. “Maybe a little.”

Laura smiled.

“You’ll do fine. Now, go! They’re waiting for you,” she said ushering him toward the stage.

“And now,” said a man at the podium, “our August Martin High School valedictorian of 2020, Harold Chance!”

Harold smiled and waved at the audience in the auditorium as they applauded.

“Thank you, everyone,” he said into the microphone. The audience silenced...

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Cheese, Please

posted by Aquade

"It's that it?"

"No, there's still a few left, sir."

"Well? What are they? Give us a list. Rico and I will gather them as soon as he comes back from gathering the last list you gave him."

"Sure! Just give me a few moments."

"This had better work, Private. I still say it's a waste of time."

"Don't worry! It will! I just hope that Kowalski is all right with it."

Kowalski paused on his way to the HQ's slightly covered entrance. Bits of conversation had seeped out, and they were not making any sense to the scientist. What were Private and Skipper talking about? That was not the thing what worried Kowalski,...

The Great Migration (10. Deja Vu)

posted by Aquade

"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...

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Protecting the Team

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Source: Me ^_^

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My favorito character

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Macy, Another OC but now, a Girl

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amor their expression.

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The Great Migration (6. Sonar Alarm)

posted by Aquade

Sorry about the long wait. Here's the seguinte chapter. It's short, but I hope you enjoy!

Rico had debated whether he should keep what he saw to himself or tell his leader. In the end, he dismissed it as a hallucination produced por his hunger. The pinguim stuffed another peixe into his beak. “This is good fish,” he grunted, mouth full.

Leroy roubou a glance at him before laughing. Soon, the tartaruga was on the ground, his body shaking with laughter. Private stared at him curiously, unable to stop a smile from breaking out into his features. “What’s so funny?”

Leroy took in a deep breath....

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"The golfinho Who Hired Me" (4X06)

posted by TheRatKing1

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“The golfinho Who Hired Me”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4, Episode 6 (4X06)

Production Code: 406

Air date: ?

Previous: “It Happened One Afternoon” Next: “Crazy Old Cat Lady”

*Note: This episode is set in the time between “The Hoboken Surprise”, “The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole”, and ends after the events of “The pinguim Who Loved Me”

Scene I: The Platypus Habitat

(Three Years Ago) (Night Time)

(Camera zooms in on Parker in his habitat, leaning on one elbow, half in the water, and half out)

Parker: (Sighs dramatically) I hate Seaville! No freedom, no privacy....