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posted by invadercalliope

Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I amor arroz balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I amor video games!
I amor to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I amor ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I amor my furão so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I amor them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!

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I'm Not Her

posted by kitkat709477

I'll say it once
And just because I like you so much
I'll say it again
But I hope the message sinks in real quick
Because my grip is loosening
And I'm about to slip
I was walking so gracefully
But then you walked into my life and I'm about to trip

Never pretended
Never lied to you
I was me the whole time
Never said I was someone I wasn't
I have my problems
And I have my issues
And my insecurities
And my addictions
My solutions
And I know what works for me
And I know what's best for me
You don't
And quite frankly dear
I don't think you know me all that well either
And looking at you now
I'm not so sure if you're...

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atuação Camp

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Okay, I don't even like acting, but I joined anyways.
It started out well. We did a cheer, and got a tour. I was a bit sleepy but everything went well.
Audition dia was nerve-wracking, though. I don't even know what we auditioned for.
Classes were fun. I got to meet different people, and the teachers were nice. The ciriculum was good, and I got to do many different things.
I had 2 art classes (regular and mask making), 1 scene study, 1 playwriting, and 1 improv class. The regular art classes were easy, while the mask making, was a challenge, because I SUCK at clay. Playwriting was reasonable, but...

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Rack City cadela, puta

posted by JustinDrew_B

[Intro]
Rack rack city cadela, puta [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city cadela, puta Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw you don't know who you fucking wit?
Got my other cadela, puta fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl you know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city cadela, puta Rack Rack city cadela, puta [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them...

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Sorry

posted by canal

Dear Diary: today i've been a complete ass! -like every other day- i've just hurt..another friend, and i'm almost most certain..she hates me. can i fix it? can i tell her i'm sorry? did i just ruin a friendship? god i hope not! i don't like being who i am, selfish, ugly, mean, always getting way to drunk or way to high, but i am this way. i just want a dingle friendship that doesn't go down in flames. God, is that to much to ask? knowing your a good friend is a wonderful feeling! at least i've been told that.

Dear diary:today i hurt a friends feelings. but i didn't mean to! i just..let my words...

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My favorito stuff

posted by speedy106

My favorito shows/movies:
10.My little pony:Friendship is magic
9.Beyblade Metal Fusion
8.Beyblade Metal Masters
7.Chowder
6.The Powerpuff Girls
5.The Amazing World of Gumball
4.Pokémon
3.Ponyo
2.Teen Titans:Trouble in Tokyo(the Teen Titans movie)
1.TEEN TITANS
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Colors:
10.Blue-Green
9.White
8.Peach
7.Sky Blue
6.Lime Green
5.Red
4.Orange
3.Gold
2.Pale Orange
1.Yellow
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favorito Characters from favorito Show(Teen Titans)
10.Màs y Menos(sometimes, I just gotta live màs(more).*pun is and isn't intended*)
9.Kole
8.Herald
7.Hot Spot
6.Cheshire
5.Kid Flash
4.Starfire
3.Robin
2.Aqualad
1.Speedy(Not Gonzalez)
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So these are just some lists about my favs. I may be somewhat different from other fans, but I'm like everyone else no matter what I like or stuff like that.
LATER MY FELLOW aleatório PEEPS!!!

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The two best friends

posted by KitKitty12

Say there were to best friends in the world.Until one dia their lives became different all because of one stupid question.THe two faught until they were so mad the árvore word were shouted out"I hate you"One yelled out at the other until everything fell apart in their lives.They starmed off and never went back.And thats my story but it all happened a little to fast so let me tell you the whole story.MY name is Kenzie and the one that shouted was my freind Kaitlyn.I never wanted this to happen but time for what happened.Me and Kaitlyn were walking to our classrooms and on the way Kaitlyn's biggest crushed walked por and started talking to her his name was Colton."Hey Kaitlyn"Colton said."H-hi Colton"she said figiting with her backpack."Want to come over to my place later after school"Colton asked looking sure of himself."I don't thank my parents would like that"siad kaitlnyn

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Phrases you have probably heard/said in you life from various popular songs

posted by precious211

Phrases you have probably heard/said in you life from various popular songs. Winner of who said the most gets 50 props.
If I ruled the world…
Don’t you ever feel like your less than perfect to me.
Why you asking all them questions?
You seem so innocent…….
Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock.
The stars are shining.
Swag.
If I was your boyfriend… *Well maybe if you’re a girl you’ve never said that. Except if you were lesbo*
You don’t know you’re beautiful.
I want to be a rock star.
People always say that my music’s loud.
Love the way you lie.
You build me up, you break...

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Making Faces

posted by adaug

I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always said it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
you weren't warned!"Billy replied

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*

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Science class XD

posted by TDIlover226

My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd hora science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: You sound like a Teddy urso =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy urso even SOUND like..? And how do you know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: You ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR!...

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The Horrible Truth part 2

posted by HaleyDewit

When the meeting was over and all of his minions were gone, Wyatt came into the kitchen. He found Chris, who was still sitting on the floor, and he curled his nose. “You know, Chris, that dishes really aren’t going to clean itself, if you get my point”
Chris crawled up and walked to the sink, where he turned the tap open. Wyatt kept looking at him and it made him really nervous. He swallowed and rotated his head slowly to Wyatt. “Can I help you with something, mister Halliwell?” Wyatt shook his head and Chris continued his work. “I was wondering if you know where your loyalty lies”,...

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Spit

posted by nmdis

"Spit"

If You came por me
would I crown You my King
Or brush You off as though
I really didn't see
If You walked por my side
would our souls then be unified
I swore Your name
would never be denied

But I took up this hammer
And laughed at all Your slander
And pierced Your hands
With the nails of blasphemy
How could I do this? I don't know
Said something forced me to it, so
Spit in Your face and passed You by

But time and time again
I'd live that life of sin
I knew it hurt you bad
but I wasn't ready to give in
Maybe someday,
but not this dia I said
I wanted to live my life
I was willing to pay the...

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Falling Down The Door

posted by Bluekait

This is my fanfic of Nightmare Before Christmas. I only have 2 chapters for this story and I am sharing the 1st chapter with you. I am currently working on the 3rd chapter. If you want to see the rest, click on the link:

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Chapter One: Dia das bruxas Town Discovery

Kaitlyn is an explorer. She loves to explore the woods behind her home. One day, her parents said they are going out on a two-month vacation and she'll be início alone. Kaitlyn is fine with it. The seguinte day, she decided to walk in the woods. She came to a place where she...

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My Girl Confessions :3

posted by Musiclover456

1. Do you sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know you like boys yet ; yes
3. Do you enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are you a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small or large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are you short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do you like somebody ; yes
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do you like Dia das bruxas ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are you double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you ;not...

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aleatório but true facts

posted by spunkyonyx

oi guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the fonte if available. Any others you may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have mais zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...

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So sad!!!!!!!

posted by VoicesInMyHead

My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All dia long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent início
When my mommy does come início
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the mural
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...

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the world beyond ours part 3

posted by xalexsakurax

"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"screamed alex while she was falling down the biggest building or tallest watever,"oh my gosh wat should i do"said miki "there no choice but to jjjjjjjjuuuuummmppp!!!!"miki leaped out and started to scream "this is cccccccrrrrrazzzzy"screamed miki,"miki i think we're gonna die we're almost to the bottom aaaahhhhh and im hurt with ur power"screamed alex, as the two girls were like yards away from their death alex and miki r thinking when the two best friends first met and when they were always atuação stupid and doing pointless things and ditching ruby(ruby=a girl we both...

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Just Another Boring Old English Class

posted by My8thUsername

Today (well, okay, yesterday) in English class we were learning about facts and opinions, and the difference between them. Then we had to fill in an opinion sheet called "The Best", where it would say "The best [something] is..." and you had to fill in the blank with what you think is the best color/tv show/food/other is. When we were done, we shared ours with the rest of the class. One boy, Max, decided to share his...
Max: The best teacher is...Mrs.Short-Robertson!
Mrs.Short Robertson: [laughing] Oh, suck up.
Max: I said it was an opinion, not a fact.

A/N: See, I told you purple isn't red. Turns out I was right after all...

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who am I ?

posted by swarla

who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep you from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, or pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
you can pull me apart

I am a feather

Dreams

posted by tigerlilly14

A person dreaming

Dreams can be based on reality like an event that has happened to you, or sometimes a fantasy. Dreams can be scary,funny,weird,confusing,sad,happy,dramatic but some dreams can be good dreams like for example you don't own an i phone but in the dream you receive an i phone.But some dreams can be misleading and sad like for example in real life you are single and you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend but in the dream you indeed have a boyfriend.An example for sad is you were standing in your yard and out of nowhere a hunter comes por and kills your dog.Then you wake up crying but then you see...