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posted by x-menobsessed26
You Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket or playing tennis.


You know, por heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs por Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
♥♥ ~~LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streamin down her face
The boy her arm and said....
"You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
posted by Gracie1995
The Full list from the book STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE – How to find social success with the urban-dwelling middle classes por Christian Lander

#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a ano Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black música that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 ervilha Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
#108...
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posted by patrisha727
I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm bored, so I think I'll have a rant about Maths, the thing that happens to be on my mind...



Am I the only one that just finds maths really really confusing?


It has to be one of my worst subjects, despite me having the most amazing link :)

I can't figure out what trigonmetry is, let alone the problems to do with it. I can't work out angles, all triangles look the same, and I still have to count on my fingers to add up! I'm not a thick person, I'm nearly topo, início for most things. But when it comes to Maths I just go completely blank.

I honestly don't see the point in it. And the horrible thing about...
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posted by greenday82
It's a cover of Katy Perry's hit song, I Kissed A girl, redone por cobra Starship. I'm yet to find a link to listen to it, but for now here's the lyrics.

Yo check it out I've got a plan, here's my intention
The frat boys in the club are lame, let's start an altercation
It's just what I'm used to, just want to fuck shit up!
I've got my whole damn crew, come on what you gonna do

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight!
I kissed a boy just to start...
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Delivers the antioxidant capacity...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here's a breakdown of the most searched "real names" on Yahoo! over the past week. Surprisingly!..

1. Martin Sheen real name (Ramon Estevez)

2. Lady Gaga real name (Stefani Germanotta)

3. Triple H real name (Paul Michael Levesque)

4. Meat Loaf real name (Marvin Lee Aday)

5. Nate Dogg real name (Nathaniel Hale)

6. Charlie Sheen real name (Carlos Estevez)

7. rosa, -de-rosa real name (Alecia Moore)

8. Nicki Minaj real name (Onika Tanya Maraj)

9. Judy Garland real name (Frances Ethel Gumm)

10. Flo Rida real name (Tramar Dillard)

11. Miley Cyrus birth name (Destiny Hope Cyrus)

12. Katy Perry real name (Katheryn Hudson)...
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posted by shadow_luver
i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like you killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I amor YOU TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like you dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say you got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no more...
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the mesa, tabela laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the mesa, tabela is set for3 clear your throat and say you forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if you have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the topo, início of your lungs
8;when you eat jantar stare into o espaço and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP
posted by Canada24
Witch fate would be worst?

BITTEN por A WEREWOLF:
Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But you have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, you can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where you can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the said transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your bones extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, you are no longer...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
There is one place that i would be i stare at you then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being you has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if you stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black or blue my coração is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who you say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
posted by simlover4
A couple weeks atrás in religon, my teacher told us something really weird. There are some clinics in the united states that let you design custom babies.
yuo can pick stuff like gender,hair colour,skin colour, eye colour and I think even personality traits.

Some people might actually do that but I think that might not be very seguro for the mother or the baby. There is a bunch of tests and stuff that they have to do and it may result in something going wrong.

Custom-made kids will be achieved through preimplantation genetic diagnosis, or PGD, the procedure used to weed out problem embryos and to allow parents to choose a gender.

In letting parents decide what traits their kids have, doctors will examine the genetic makeup of embryos created in the lab and implant the ones that have the best chance of giving mom and dad what they want.

Weird isn't it?
posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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1) red is a flesh eating disese

2)red is EVIL

3)it only goese out with blue

4)red has big ears(bigger than dumbo)

5)red was born it italy and is now a world wide sensation(like shakira(soory spelling)hah)

6)red will one dia take over the world

7)red lives in our mind

8)red's favorito comida is pizza

9)red eats our brains(look at number 7)

10)hates the world

11)it plays your wii after you go to cama at night

12)lloooooooveesssss twilight

13)kissed justin bieber

14)likes the pretty little liars tv show

15)hates the preety little liar books

16)red hates the color red

17)is my motheres friend friends friend

18)only shops at the mall

19)middle name is code

20) last name is wow

21)loves me

22)hates you

23)has a pet rock

24) is wachinng you

25)hi

26) os my friend



lol this is completly real i promise so plz look out for the color red
posted by desmariemay
Hello thank you for reading.This is about a 13 ano old dog named Maxie.Maxie has coração worms and is suffering and living outside alone.Maxie lives with my grandaw who is alergis but took Maxie in any ways.She got another dog Meme and Maxie had coração worms and Meme died when i was 4 cause she couuldent fight it:'(.But Maxie suvived.They bought another dog named Sarah and sarah got coração worms and died but Maxie was alive sah died when i was 9 and i am 10 now.please rite a commet.But not to me,to Maxie and please you better hurry,Maxie probly wont live long so please wirte quickly.


Here is a picture of here below......
One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed por the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed por the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or mais on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animais in your boots.

Residents...
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Skeeter:Faith,Everyone knows you're a maid,but,do they know the real you?
Faith:No ma'am
Skeeter:Exactly!So I wanna write about maids!Do you think you could help me?
Faith:Well...I don't know...Yes.
Skeeter:THANK YOU!!!When do you want to start?
Faith:Tomorrow at five...See you then Ms. Skeeter.
I ran início as fast as I could...Only to find out that it was time for jantar and Maybelle and her family were there.
Skeeter:So mom...I got my subject for my book today!
Jenna:Oh?Who?
Skeeter:Faith,the maid
Maybelle:(laughs)Oh honey,The only truth you'll get outta her is that she is a lonely slob!
That whole table...
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Your Get-Pretty Guide For Your Prom:

These amazing how-to tips will help you find all the respostas to your prom dilemmas and become the Belle of the ball.

How to...Find your dream dress:
~Start por browsing through magazines for styles that you like and once you find the style you like, tear the sheet out and show it to your dress designer so that he or she can make it.
Tip: Do this at least three months before prom. Buying dress off the rack? Start window-shopping about a mês or two before prom so you don't get stressed out.

How to...Choose the right shoes:
~You'll need to base this on the length...
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posted by TruBerries
Here's a list of things that are just absolutely annoying:

1-People posting up his/her personal relationship problems or at the fact he/she has done something stupid.
Future Reference: A)If you want amor conselhos there's a amor spot on here somewhere so post your romance on there. There's people that are mais than willing to answer any type of relationship perguntas you may have and B) Nobody really cares what stupid thing you've done last night with the guy/girl that you had a 'great time' with. Keep the intimate details to yourself, there's teenagers in here.

2-People starting petty arguments...
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