On The Block Episode 13 Part 1 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: What?
Audience: *Booing*
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his bunda off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting comments on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then you can laugh.

Despicable Hangover

Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves

Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.

Alan: I want all of you guys to cadastrar-se my lobo pack, because you guys are awesome, and lobo packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
Audience: *Laughing*

seguinte morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.

Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: You broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: You roubou our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stu: What are you talking about?
Minion 36: You roubou $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, you know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!

All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.

Audience: Aw!
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do you mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to show all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the seguinte part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

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Canada24 and alinah_09 like this

alinah_09 heh. and i figured that the Minions would speak Gibberish...but i guess not :P

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The last solstice - Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth

Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...

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The New Era... THE END (part 1)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : YOU DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : molusco donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...

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The Beginning: Part10

posted by alinah_09

after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice pónei, pônei folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." said a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white pele, peles coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a pónei, pônei tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its said that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...

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Con Mane: The New Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now you have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see you there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your míssil launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...

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Under Pressure Part Six

posted by karinabrony

"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to show you something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did you get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune said as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here you go!" Silver Tune said as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the assento and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The rato was running on the floor and it went straight to estrela Shimmer....

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 9 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do you know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps you should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 9 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and soco a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did you just call me?
passenger: You heard me you british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...

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Chapter 22

posted by Canada24

A dia or two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia said to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 2 - Don't Get Involved

posted by NeonInfernoLord

The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a música note with angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting rosas and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and maçã, apple Bloom, with stitches...

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Chapter 20

posted by Canada24

"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....

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The Cardinal Virtues

posted by mariofan14

(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy dia in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little mais easygoing. queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...

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Chapter 18

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As you could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack said worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...

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The Seven Up's part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Buddy

Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He roubou a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do you want this...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 6 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? You ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So you crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot roubou the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pónei, pônei is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the estrela wars theme song! lol

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: oi look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favorito James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts flores on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and said they would send you a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...

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Young Love(Summery)

posted by allisonashe

Summery: One special dia in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an arco iris, arco-íris was over them, only a fews minutos later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
oi guys there was the summery of my news book Young amor and here what the alicorns look like just so you know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not upload a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE

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The last solstice - Chapter 23: Deadline

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline

“Exactly who do you think you are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do you think you’re above me?! When I let you in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last denunciar and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 22: Breakthrough - Part 3.

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3

“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who posted in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what you say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...