WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pónei, pônei folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arco iris, arco-íris Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the árvore tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

*This happens 30 minutos after arco iris, arco-íris Dash had been brought from Wing pónei, pônei to Leader. Lightning Dust had been confined to a solitary confinement for the night after what arco iris, arco-íris told Spitfire. Here is Lightning Dust's revenge.*

"Damn that pony!" shouted Lightning Dust in anger after getting busted and thrown into confinement. "She does NOT does that to pure Wonderbolt material!!! I will-" There was a bang on the door. "Quiet in there! This ain't a prison!" a guard called out. The light green pónei, pônei thought to herself, "This is not over yet, arco iris, arco-íris Dash. You may have your fill of power and glory,...

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pónei, pônei was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every ano on the dia of the accident, the ghost pónei, pônei runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as you would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...

Ok, so Blazin' wakes up to see Sapphire walking around, not with him this time. He bounds out of cama zooming out the house to catch up with her.

Blazin': Hey, where are you going?

Sapphire: I'm taking the time to make some friends on my own. You showed me how, and I have to thank you for that. I don't need your help now. I can do it.

Blazin': But who am I supposed to spend a whole dia with? I amor you!

Sapphire: I know. I amor you too. I'm sure you'll find someone. Have fun!

Blazin: OK, catch you later! *goes home*

He is now sitting in a chair seguinte to the front window. After an hour, he falls asleep.......

8 years atrás in Equestria,lived Spike's parents.His mom was Sweet Gem and his dad's name was Gem Knight.Now.....
Gem Knight:What has happened my darling?
Sweet Gem:I am waiting for an egg.
Gem Knight:Wha..I am so happy..
Sweet Gem:Me too....

Now,dragons want 5 years to have an egg,but for them is like 5 months.After 5 years......

Gem Knight:That egg is beautiful,and so big.I hope that his little wings grow up fast when he is going to get out of that egg.
Sweet Gem:Well,we just have to find out...

Baby dragões need 2 years to get out of the egg,but in the half of the segundo month,some ponies got into...

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are you sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To you maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? You guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what you say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. You going...

To make this possible I have got the first two of my Hedgehog In Ponyville stories in one article. I hope you enjoy leitura them.

Hedgehog In Ponyville

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot por a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until you all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my travesseiro from what I...

Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that you voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that you didn't see here, remember that you were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

10: Granny Smith - Now, I just need to ind out why this character was voted........ I guess its just because Hasbro was pushing the elderly stereotypes, but other then that, I really can't see much of a reason why she's here... However, speaking of stereotypes...

9: aguardente de maçã - Now here is a character I can give criticism...

These are some of the frases I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see you smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO amor ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...

Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's nuvem home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had given her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began leitura into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arco iris, arco-íris had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a artigo explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If you are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If you are or Valente enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of you Hasbro! Original indeed.

The segundo is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

This is my first artigo for this club and so I hope that you all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave comments and become a fã if you really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If you are unhappy with what I choose you can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my artigo or to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

Looks like it's April Fool's dia in Ponyville-and Pinkie and arco iris, arco-íris are on fogo with their practical jokes. Every pónei, pônei became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, arco iris, arco-íris and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: You got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my books can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight said to prime Pinkie.

"Are you sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the books they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, rosa, -de-rosa friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...

Luna turned her head quickly. ''What was that?'' she questioned. She was scared because they might reveal her to Princess Celestia. Luna walked slowly to where the noise was coming from. It sounded like a snake. ''He-hello?'' Luna said aloud. ''Is anyone there?'' King Sombra heard the voice. he smirked and said, ''If I can get the Princess under my spell, I can get the crystal heart.'' Sombra got closer to the voice. Princess Luna gasped and said, ''Who are you?''. 'I'm Celestia's worst enemy.''King Sombra replied. ''What did you do to her?'' asked Luna. ''I'll tell you the story....''.

''Twilight!...

In order from my favorito to least favorite:

1.) arco iris, arco-íris Dash- She is just... well she is just awesome. I like her personality and I think por watching her be all loud and such, I have been mais confident and less shy than I used to be. Plus she can fly which is just like the coolest thing ever. Her mane is pretty cool too. I mean its a rainbow. What could be better than a arco iris, arco-íris mane.

2.) Pinkie Pie- I do find her to be annoying somtimes thats why she isnt number one, but the 25th episode in season 1 I think really shows her personality. I think it also may have something to do with her childhood...