Tears rolled down arco iris, arco-íris Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got you a new pet" she offered."No" arco iris, arco-íris Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.


Flashback

'Well justtwo mais to go" arco iris, arco-íris Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" arco iris, arco-íris Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im arco iris, arco-íris Dash" she told him. Pikachu...

Dan arrived in a part of Las Pegasus known as Howlywood. It recieved it's name due to the many ponies that hunted wolves, before the town became famous for the movie industry.

Dan: Can you tell me where Steven Reelburg is?
Flimflam bros worker: He's over there.
Dan: How did Flim & Flam get a movie business? *walks to Steven Reelburg*
Steve: Cut, and print. Alright everypony take 5.
Dan: Excuse me.
Steve: You must be the pónei, pônei arco iris, arco-íris Dash sent.
Dan: Yes, and I need to have a word with you, about Jimmy Fountain.
Steve: Oh I know what you're up to you son of a bitch! Let me just remind you one...

A/N: This story was highly inspired por The amor in the Night por Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, you heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if you don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank you for leitura and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her castelo in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of amor craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...

Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform you about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but you have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few segundos for everyone to settle down. He continued with mais material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days atrás at a shopping mall, but she said no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply said I don't like that!
Crowd:...

Looks like it's April Fool's dia in Ponyville-and Pinkie and arco iris, arco-íris are on fogo with their practical jokes. Every pónei, pônei became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, arco iris, arco-íris and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: You got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but said that it lacked the respostas that fãs wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the fãs of the show who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these fãs didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a artigo explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If you are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If you are or Valente enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of you Hasbro! Original indeed.

The segundo is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pónei, pônei folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arco iris, arco-íris Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the árvore tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since arco iris, arco-íris Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" aguardente de maçã had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the biblioteca to mull things over. ‘First maçã, apple Bloom, then Twist, and now arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....

This is my first artigo for this club and so I hope that you all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave comments and become a fã if you really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If you are unhappy with what I choose you can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my artigo or to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

The show that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as you think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a ano ago, am going to be the asshat that tells you why. I do this mostly because I was inspired por a really shitty artigo I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this show is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...

Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her início dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back said artifact por winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won said vote three times over,...

Our story begins near the end of Ask JappleAck. Were Prime Twilight and prime AppleJack finally helped her find a portal back to HER world.

Jappleack kindly thanked her prime self, for the amounts of kindless, apparently unknown in her world, before traveling into HER ponyville.

*LATER!*

SwagDash woke up in a hospital bed, greeted por Twilight Sparkle, Flutters Shydale, Pinkie Pie, Spike Dragonowitiz and Rarity.

"Rainbow Dash! You were absolutely wonderbar out there!" Twilight cried happily.

"You were positively fabulous darling, and I'm not just being generous" Rarity cried happily.

"Hey, hey.. You...

In order from my favorito to least favorite:

1.) arco iris, arco-íris Dash- She is just... well she is just awesome. I like her personality and I think por watching her be all loud and such, I have been mais confident and less shy than I used to be. Plus she can fly which is just like the coolest thing ever. Her mane is pretty cool too. I mean its a rainbow. What could be better than a arco iris, arco-íris mane.

2.) Pinkie Pie- I do find her to be annoying somtimes thats why she isnt number one, but the 25th episode in season 1 I think really shows her personality. I think it also may have something to do with her childhood...

Hello all, Quillabex here.

It's time to talk critic now, and you know what that means.

Yep, half opinion, half review, you know what I mean.

Okay let's just cut to it.

Double Rainboom is a fã made animation directed and written por Zachary Rich. There was lots and lots of animators, like legitemental, A LOT of animators. It took about a ano to create and was his Senior Film in order to graduate from SCAD.

Double Rainboom was mainly about Twilight Sparkle and arco iris, arco-íris Dash testing out a new potion that Twilight had never created. arco iris, arco-íris drank the potion and was affected with super speed and could...

"Look theres a portal" Autumn said as Benny said
"WOAH! wait! which one is this?!". "What do you mean which one is this?! theres only 2!" Autumn
said as Benny yelled "what no-look 1..2...3".
"Your looking in the portal at the other portal from
a diffrent direction" Autumn said doing a facehoof
"wait..what..gimme..hold on a sec" Benny said
sticking her head in the portal and her head being
portaled to the mural Autumn looked at her then
yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "i dont under-
stand" Benny said.

"Can you see the portal?" a robot said on the
game "no" Benny replied "oh and are you still
alive?!" the...

-With Nashgear's Team-
Nashgear said, "Is everypony okay?" Everypony nodded. "Good."

"Where are we", asked Vanilla Twilight.

Everypony looked at their surroundings.

"I think we're in the Canterlot hedge maze", said Pheninox.

"We can just fly our way out", said Amber, flapping her wings.

"But what about Smiley and I", asked Nashgear.

"Oh, right", said Amber.

"How about one of us flies over head and they rest can stay here and follow", said Pheninox.

"Great idea", said Smiley.

"Thanks."

"I'll fly over head", said Constance as took off in the air. "Follow me, everypony!" She flew straight ahead.

Everypony...