my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica artigos

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom went to a nearby tamborete, fezes to grab a zip of water.

Crowd: Turn around!
Tom: *Looks at the ponies behind him*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Have I been ignoring your section?
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: Well I'm sorry. I'll make a note of that in my rulebook of comedy. I usually don't care for following rules por the way.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Many of them just seem pointless, and vague. Like the social distance craze that didn't last very long last year. For a good reason.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: First off, what the fuck is so social about it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Jerry. Stay 6 feet away or I'll soco you in...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his seguinte joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered por the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, you yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but you must understand you don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

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Lyrics to ALL My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic songs

posted by obssesedTDIgirl

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

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20 ways to tell you're obsessed with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

posted by someone_save_me

1. Whenever you see apples you immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" you say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever you get mad at someone you tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and amor the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to amor ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" you say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. You have MLP fã characters.
6. You tell people to call you por the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and you go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If you see ANYTHING that says "20%" you burst into laughter.
9. If you see the word rainbow, you immediately feel...

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bolo de copo por Sergent Sprinkles Vol. 1

posted by obssesedTDIgirl

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pónei, pônei folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arco iris, arco-íris Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the árvore tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping carrinho through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...

Pinkie's Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pónei, pônei was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every ano on the dia of the accident, the ghost pónei, pônei runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

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topo, início 5 Reasons My Little pónei, pônei is Overrated, and That's OK

posted by btflash

The show that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as you think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a ano ago, am going to be the asshat that tells you why. I do this mostly because I was inspired por a really shitty artigo I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this show is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

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Blazin' Blue meets Panty Hose

posted by Dragon-88

Panty is skeptical of any pónei, pônei she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.

Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.

So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new início is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even said "Are your parents roupa interior or something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one pónei, pônei in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits por herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....

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Rainbow's Lesson Through Age-Regression

posted by Dragon-88

The age-regressed arco iris, arco-íris that was dropped off por Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.

The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.

Looks like it's April Fool's dia in Ponyville-and Pinkie and arco iris, arco-íris are on fogo with their practical jokes. Every pónei, pônei became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, arco iris, arco-íris and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...

Rainbow: You got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...

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Changeling History (Headcanon)

posted by KatTayle

Changelings have existed for mais than 4 million years, and they are the one of the oldest known species in Equestria. When the world was first created, there was nothing but changelings. Soon enough, the changelings discovered the art of disguise, and the mais times they reproduced the better they got at mimicking pony-like figures. As time passed, mais of the offspring where born already transfigured as a pony, and stayed that way. Pure changelings are extremely uncommon, and it is estimated that there are less than ten thousand left.

Changeling culture is much different than one might expect....

Ranking all the FiM seasons (best to worst)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a ano since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through pónei, pônei Life 'til the seguinte pónei, pônei movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my favorito to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)

A Pinkie x Rarity Crackfic

posted by candylover246

God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the segundo i publicar it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.

*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful dia in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a aleatório gay thought suddenly popped up in her rosa, -de-rosa head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...

Pinkie Pie's version of "You Belong With Me"

posted by Windrises

Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pónei, pônei phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.

Walking in the...

Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Applejack)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 5: aranha Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantasia #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe aranha Man?

Applejack: aranha Man?

Me: aranha Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained aranha senses and super strength when he was bitten por a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...

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papillon Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Andre Maturette

The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flores in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts flor in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND por SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...

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Twilight's Student

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...

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Ponyville Military Ch. 6

posted by Dragon4322

"still standing on the beach.."

I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she said to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and said ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do you think that was mature?" I frowned and said ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when you can act your age you will apologize to arco iris, arco-íris Dash for atuação childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...

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Pinkie's natal part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Today was finally it, natal day. All of Ponyville was very busy, as friends and family went to be together. Twilight was with all her friends, except arco iris, arco-íris Dash. She was now part of the wonderbolts, and would no longer be with Twilight and the rest of the mane 6. "Now it's the mane five!" Pinkie said in excitement, "If were going to change our name we should change our appearance." "I like mine just the way it is." Rarity said looking at herself in a mirror. "Fine, you all stay to your boring regualar selves, I'm changing from Pinkie Pie to Greenie Pie." Then somehow she became green....