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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: What?
Audience: *Booing*
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his bunda off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting comments on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then you can laugh.

Despicable Hangover

Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves

Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.

Alan: I want all of you guys to cadastrar-se my lobo pack, because you guys are awesome, and lobo packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
Audience: *Laughing*

seguinte morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.

Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: You broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: You roubou our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stu: What are you talking about?
Minion 36: You roubou $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, you know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!

All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.

Audience: Aw!
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do you mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to show all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the seguinte part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great dia in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm mais powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, you will do as I say, or you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired arco iris, arco-íris Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I said the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The dia came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her friends said I was the seguinte element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have you been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did you check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. urso with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for maçã, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking progressivo, para a frente to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to you about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't you talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if you talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want you to know that I'm fine with you seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: You got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned por two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than you my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of you to say Burt.
Bob: So what do you plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely mover back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of música was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of música are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a baixo cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated por anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, you haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became popular for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of música is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was popular with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: seguinte to dubstep, this is the best type of música to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, or to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the respostas can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. You have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have you ever played this game...
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While I was with Con, and Discord, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. You are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well you know what? If you won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...
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So, while I was interrogating Shadow, Con, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash were fighting the Mexican Ponies dispatched por Discord.

Con: *Shoots Mexican pónei, pônei 63*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots Mexican pónei, pônei 67*
Mexican pónei, pônei 47: We outnumber them, and they're still beating us.
Mexican pónei, pônei 88: Get some grenades.
Con: Wait a minute.
Rainbow Dash: What is it?
Con: *Grabs toy tank*
Rainbow Dash: Aren't you too old to be playing with toys?
Con: Yeah, that's what I asked my quarter master when he gave me this. *Grabs remote control*
Rainbow Dash: This is not the time to be playing with a toy tank!
Con: Watch, and learn Princess....
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours atrás on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the pónei, pônei Alliance? They know mais about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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posted by LightningHeartz
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.

" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do you want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what pónei, pônei would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.

I amor parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old árvore house. The seguinte dia only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!

After the party a coração with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
posted by Moon-Dust12
 Moon Dust
Moon Dust
Hello people

I have decided to give you all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!


Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named árvore Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born por Princess Luna.
Luna said she found Moon Dust in the snow por the castelo with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna said she sensed great power from this filly. árvore Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. árvore Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a arco iris, arco-íris mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named arco iris, arco-íris Wing. por then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted unicórnios and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
 Luna
Luna
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 44

A Letter To Applewood

July 20, 1955

Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.

Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: You didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that you can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, you are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Double Scoop pulled up por the park. It was overwhelmingly hot out, but it was nice and cool inside the ice cream truck. He saw a group of fillies and colts dashing towards the ice cream truck, eager for ice cream. Suddenly, the shout of an enraged mare filled the air. “Piano Key! Violin Bow! Get away from there, he could be a potro molester!” two fillies dropped away from the crowd, frightened and ran towards the superstitious mare, along with five others, who also looked frightened or uncertain. Only a mare and a filly that were probably sisters still sauntered towards the truck. “Hi,...
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