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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: And who does the award go to?
Tom: Canada24.
Master Sword: F**k him, he doesn't deserve it.
Tom: What?
Audience: *Booing*
Tom: Hey, shut up!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Tom: I hope you're joking, because he works his bunda off everyday to please everyone in the fandom.
Master Sword: It was supposed to be a joke, yes.
Tom: Yeah, well it was terrible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Canada24 works hard posting comments on everything, posting videos, and articles, and many bronies like what he does for the fandom.
Master Sword: Can we have a crossover parody now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Yeah, sure. Today's crossover parody, Despicable Hangover.
Master Sword: We are combining Despicable Me with The Hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait for the C.P to start, then you can laugh.

Despicable Hangover

Starring Tom Foolery as Phil
Master Sword as Alan
Canada24 as Stu
Mortomis as Doug
Minions as themselves

Phil was standing on a rooftop with Alan, Stu, and Doug.

Alan: I want all of you guys to cadastrar-se my lobo pack, because you guys are awesome, and lobo packs are for awesome ponies.
Stu: Yeah, whatever.
Phil: We don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Doug: Neither do I. Let's drink!
Audience: *Laughing*

seguinte morning, Phil, Alan, and Stu woke up, but they couldn't find Doug.

Stu: Where's Doug?
Phil: I don't know.
Alan: I don't know anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Phil: Somehow I believe that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Minions: *Break open door*
Minion 945: You broke down door.
Minion 53: It was locked.
Phil: May we help you?
Minion 36: You roubou our money!
Alan: I don't know what that is either.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stu: What are you talking about?
Minion 36: You roubou $36,000,000 from us.
Phil: Okay, you know what? Stop the Crossover Parody!

All of the lights turned off, and everypony was back to normal.

Audience: Aw!
Master Sword: Tom, what's the matter?
Tom: Something just doesn't seem right.
Saten Twist: What do you mean?
Tom: I mean something is missing from this episode.
Master Sword: Is it Mortomis, because I can't find him.
Tom: No, forget him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Is it the lack of chainsaws?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No, I'm glad we don't have chainsaws.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's just.... I got it.
Master Sword: What?
Tom: We're missing the flashbacks.
Master Sword: Come again?
Tom: This is the finale for Season 1. We need some kind of flashback thing to show all of the good times we had.
Saten Twist: Good idea. Audience?
Audience: Yeah!! DO IT!!
Tom: We will in the seguinte part, so don't go away.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

2 B Continued
The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful dia in Equestria. arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks you two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if you get it on you, you can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised you didn't wear that farming outfit you made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful dia in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, arco iris, arco-íris Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that you would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until you get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let you down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, arco iris, arco-íris Dash met an earth pónei, pônei named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The maçã, apple Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank maçã, apple cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I amor your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over por Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into travesseiro at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm dia in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and bolinho, queque put cherries on the bolo de copo for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what o espaço had in store!
My Little Future
Until you all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do you know that o espaço is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is leitura a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her por thinking she was a ghost. arco iris, arco-íris Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope you don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure you don't get...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
This is the 2,100th artigo on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks maçã, apple tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the books I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because you know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least...
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televisão shows about Police Ponies are popular. There have been many Cop shows over the past sixty years. Dragnet, Adam-12, Hawaii Five-0, The Streets Of San Franciscolt, the list is almost endless. We asked someponies what Cop show they liked, and here are the replies we got.

Rainbow Dash: I really like watching Blue Bloods. A lot of action, and everything else that's awesome is in there.
Twilight: Man, what makes you think I'd watch a show about something I hate? F**k the police!
Appplejack: I don't have a television, whatever that is.
Big Mac: Eeyup. *Looking at magazine for T.V set* (My...
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Ponies that work for the police amor their job, but like most things, cops haven't been around here forever.

During the middle ages, there were no police ponies. Instead, there were knights, fighting each other for mais land to have for their kingdom.

The Wild West had no cops either. The closest thing to a police officer was a sheriff. In many towns of the Wild West, the sheriffs would always get killed.

Then, towards the end of the 19th century, the police pónei, pônei was invented. Most police ponies were Irish immigrants, living in the east, or mid-west coast of the United States of Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do you feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no comment at the time.
Reporter: Why did you let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her dia in and out.I know you guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and you guys are going to hate me mais saying this. If you think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when you think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know You guys hate me por now so I'm ending the artigo here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with rosa, -de-rosa curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter embrulho, envoltório Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pónei, pônei with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several laranja butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pónei, pônei with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pónei, pônei with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pónei, pônei with a rosa, -de-rosa mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of rosa, -de-rosa hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton doces is a rosa, -de-rosa pónei, pônei with a dark rosa, -de-rosa mane. She has purple...
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