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Boys and girls of every age ... wouldn't you like to see something strange? Of course you would! Let's see how much you remember from that strangest and most enchanting of movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Taken from disney Insider.
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1) Which of these is not one of Oogie’s trick-or-treaters?

A) Lock
B) Shock
C) Spock
D) Barrel



2) Who do the trick-or-treaters mistakenly kidnap?

A) The Easter Bunny
B) Uncle Sam
C) Cupid



3) Which of these gifts does Santa Jack NOT deliver?

A) A vicious pato decoy
B) A carnivorous natal wreath
C) A monstrous nutcracker



4) When Santa...
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I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this show on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head,...
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posted by makeithappen
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in doces Land. Dia das bruxas was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the chocolate river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He said cheerfully. Dia das bruxas is here and The chocolate Man had a cama sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had chocolate all over his ghost custom. The chocolate Man was really happy and he went trick or treating and had tons and tons of doces and ate them with joy.
THE END.
Momma never taught me how to love
Daddy never taught me how to feel
Momma never taught me how to touch
Daddy never showed me how to heal

Momma never set a good example
Daddy never held momma’s hand
Momma found everything hard to handle
Daddy never stood up like a man

I’ve walked around broken, emotionally frozen
Getting it on, getting it wrong

How do you amor someone without getting hurt
How do you amor someone without crawling in the dirt
So far in my life clouds have blocked the sun
How do you love, how do you amor someone
How do you love, how do you amor someone

I was always the chosen child
The biggest...
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Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He said you’re amazing
She said then why you waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
Show me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
Show me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the música plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
posted by hetaliaitaly
surrounded por walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no mais air flow

no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there

kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt

mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe

this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight

going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away

knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse

just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one dia I'll be back on my feet

the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
posted by chillyneon
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this artigo for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves or something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep you eyes safe.
posted by ryogirl2010
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,

ohhhhh

the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken coração that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope you are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did you say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope you enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in you are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in you are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in you are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in you are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen



Chiken chiken




pooooop

WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






Cinamon peacocks



SAM ULEY! lobo man



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This is a disaster if I had a child right now. There is a suggestion to allow a child to use touchscreen devices at a certain age...but there is a consequence for an earlier age unfortunately.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction. If you do not like talking cavalos that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police pónei, pônei 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pónei, pônei 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, you will all be transferred...
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