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Son of Godzilla GIF

added by BlondLionEzel

Source: google

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED por RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can eliminar the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a coração attack; his coração lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do you always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd you treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If you tied buttered torrada, brinde to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if you open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something por car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something por ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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aleatório Funny Images!

added by Smilebaby05

Most evil, or least scariest, serial killers I can think of

posted by Canada24

Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...

10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a list like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also composição literária taunting letters to police. If you heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..

9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...

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The Weeknd - Nothing is lost (You Give Me Strength) lyrics

posted by TimberHumphrey

I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see you again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My amor for you is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with you either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with you either way
Nothing's lost
No mais pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I lost you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...

Foodle nyt

posted by spinner90

Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square or rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the respostas to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each pergunta with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The respostas that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The respostas will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...

BEST/WORST goosebumps BOOKS/EPISODES

posted by Canada24

People liked my old goosebumps artigos so in the spirit of October lets do this...

BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired por a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, you know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck por lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..

WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

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Drift Hunters: A 3D Car Drifting Online Game

posted by romimichal99

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, you have to have a set of computers or if you want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, you can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. You may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. You will have to earn money por playing. And with that balance, you...

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Dancing with the Beast🗡

added by Jet-Black

video

aleatório

música

song

epic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You're Pitiful AMV

added by TheDarkEmpire

por Grant Perry

video

aleatório

música

funny

song

hilarious

squidward

added by MeiMisty

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I amor Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned or disguested.. These are some of such examples..

#11: THE KILLER lagosta BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the comments being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...

my topo, início 5 songs from The Weeknd's "After Hours"

posted by TimberHumphrey

so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my topo, início 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i amor all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the mais i listen to the album.

Elijah's minecraft City "Razalia" is Stunning

posted by Dangerousloves

Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look

Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which por are means, his início cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see mais of his cities, follow him on Reddit or minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't you cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my coração can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but you try to
Oh, you try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

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The Simpsons Hits The Hobbit and Gets Under the Psychonauts Skin Gracefully (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, or that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful artigo I plan on making. Or yet another mês long project that may or may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

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My JonTron frases went well so here's Rob Dyke/Gavagan frases

posted by Canada24

#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."

#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, you know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what you got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!

#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...

Deer

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