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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every pergunta with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what you repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what you repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by milorox18
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you amor me.

Girl:I amor you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my capacete and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the seguinte day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his capacete so that she would live even if he died.
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posted by deathding
Needless to say, 2016 was quite an...intriguing year, to say the least. Some good stuff happened, such as the birth of quite a few awesome filmes (Deadpool, Hardcore Henry, Ghostbusters, etc), as well as the usual advances in technology and disease prevention, which are ALWAYS appreciated. Hell, the Cubs FINALLY won the World Series in Baseball, which hasn't happened since 1908. That is HUGE! And on another note, The Loud House is one of the best desenhos animados I've seen in quite a while. And to topo, início it all off, another Pokemon generation has been released. So it wasn't all bad, right?

However, there...
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