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there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious coração all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink mais water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your encontro, data begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat mais from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the mesa, tabela that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and bife knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are you female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: You just...

-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. You play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug por the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...