1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.
2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.
3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.
4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"
5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers seguinte to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when you say this.
6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways por claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play animais for underprivileged children.
7.If unexpected company is coming,pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door.As you show your guests though your tidy home,rattle the door knob vigorously,fake a growl and say,"I'd amor you to see our Den,but fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."
8.If the dusting is REALLY out of control ,simply place a showy urn insist that "THIS is where grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."
9.Don't bother repainting.Simply scribble lightly over a dirty mural with a assortment of crayons,and try to muster a glint of tears as you say,"Junior did this that week before the unspeakable accident...I haven't had the coração to clean it..."
10.Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle.Mist the air lightly.Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations.Develop an exhausted look,throw yourself onto the sofá ,and sigh,"I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere..."
*I didn't come up with this ,I found it on the internet*
2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.
3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.
4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"
5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers seguinte to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when you say this.
6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways por claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play animais for underprivileged children.
7.If unexpected company is coming,pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door.As you show your guests though your tidy home,rattle the door knob vigorously,fake a growl and say,"I'd amor you to see our Den,but fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."
8.If the dusting is REALLY out of control ,simply place a showy urn insist that "THIS is where grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."
9.Don't bother repainting.Simply scribble lightly over a dirty mural with a assortment of crayons,and try to muster a glint of tears as you say,"Junior did this that week before the unspeakable accident...I haven't had the coração to clean it..."
10.Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle.Mist the air lightly.Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations.Develop an exhausted look,throw yourself onto the sofá ,and sigh,"I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere..."
*I didn't come up with this ,I found it on the internet*
