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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting,simply look affronted and exclaim,"What? and spoil the mood?"

5.In a pinch,you can always claim that the haphazard tower of unread magazines and newspapers seguinte to your chair provides the valuable Feng Shui aspect of a tiger,thereby reducing your vulnerability.Roll your eyes when you say this.

6.Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways por claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand sewn play animais for underprivileged children.

7.If unexpected company is coming,pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door.As you show your guests though your tidy home,rattle the door knob vigorously,fake a growl and say,"I'd amor you to see our Den,but fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."

8.If the dusting is REALLY out of control ,simply place a showy urn insist that "THIS is where grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes..."

9.Don't bother repainting.Simply scribble lightly over a dirty mural with a assortment of crayons,and try to muster a glint of tears as you say,"Junior did this that week before the unspeakable accident...I haven't had the coração to clean it..."

10.Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle.Mist the air lightly.Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations.Develop an exhausted look,throw yourself onto the sofá ,and sigh,"I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere..."





*I didn't come up with this ,I found it on the internet*
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Hi, fanpop friends. These are some aleatório bits of trivia about me.

* I think animê is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My favorito holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My favorito actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My favorito actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been composição literária regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with composição literária romantic stories.

* I'm not a fã of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My favorito film genres include animation,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie título made por fighting game fãs for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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 Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal favorito episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be given here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope you all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
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avatar ride at Animal Kingdom

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Animal Kingdom night show celebration

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EpCot

There's another video involving a long bunda violão, guitarra for the Aerosmith ride at Hollywood Studios but you're gonna have to ask for it via pm as I do not wanna showcase a picture/vid involving me for everyone to see.

And here's a bunch of pictures from the 4 parks I went to. There's mais in total but I only went to 4 this time around. The ones I went to were Animal Kingdom,Epcot,Hollywood Studios, and the main park of Disney

Enjoy the pictures and vídeos guys. I know I enjoyed being there.

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I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: por the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...
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posted by Windrises
This artigo is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on o espaço Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The show had 3 main characters: o espaço Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced o espaço Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...
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