1. Do you like pie?
2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?
3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are you a people person or a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?
7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can you get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do you have a sword handy?
14. Do you like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob?
17. Do you like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did you kill your teddy urso when you were little?
26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are you a possum?
28. Do you like waffles?
29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole?
31. Are you suicidal?
32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet?
33. Do you smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do you like eggs and bacon?
36. Are you a rabid squirrel?
37. Do you eat yourself?
38. Do you eat other people?
39. Have you ever died?
40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one?
41. Do you eat feathers?
42. Are you dumber than a dodo?
43. Can you float like a rock?
44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have you ever dyed your butt?
46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your favorito color nose?
48. Are you a pig?
49. Are you a cannibal?
50. Are you glad this is over?
2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?
3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?
4. Are you a people person or a person people?
5. How many months are in a watermelon?
6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?
7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?
8. Can you get me a soda?
9. Why is water so dry?
10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)
11. Are people actually rabid horses?
12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?
13. Do you have a sword handy?
14. Do you like pie?
15. Am I weird to you?
16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob?
17. Do you like to feel cow patties?
18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?
19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay?
20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question?
21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper?
22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?
23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?
25. Did you kill your teddy urso when you were little?
26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?
27. Are you a possum?
28. Do you like waffles?
29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?
30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole?
31. Are you suicidal?
32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet?
33. Do you smoke... broccoli?
34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie?
35. Do you like eggs and bacon?
36. Are you a rabid squirrel?
37. Do you eat yourself?
38. Do you eat other people?
39. Have you ever died?
40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one?
41. Do you eat feathers?
42. Are you dumber than a dodo?
43. Can you float like a rock?
44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)?
45. Have you ever dyed your butt?
46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?
47. Is your favorito color nose?
48. Are you a pig?
49. Are you a cannibal?
50. Are you glad this is over?
topo, início 24 eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope you like this one better than the first one please leave a comment if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope you like this one better than the first one please leave a comment if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My coração is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My coração is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its amor i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My friends call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless fotografia of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!