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1. Do you like pie?

2. Are you, or have you ever been a squirrel?

3. Are you afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are you a people person or a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were an apple?

7. Have you ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can you get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have you ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have you ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do you have a sword handy?

14. Do you like pie?

15. Am I weird to you?

16. Are you a thingy-majiger or a Thingamabob?

17. Do you like to feel cow patties?

18. Is the best thing you've ever done in your life count to two?

19. Did you buy your brain off E-bay?

20. Did you notice 1 & 14 are the same question?

21. Are you so cheap you would buy your baby a used diaper?

22. Have you ever tried opening the hatch of a submarine while it was submerged?

23. If you said 'yes' to 22: Was it fun?

25. Did you kill your teddy urso when you were little?

26. Did you know there is no 24 in this list, because 24 is too funny?

27. Are you a possum?

28. Do you like waffles?

29. Have you ever feared that chipmunks are going to take over the world?

30. If you could breathe in space, would you go to Venus, Mars, Pluto, or a black hole?

31. Are you suicidal?

32. If you said 'yes' to 31: Have you committed suicide yet?

33. Do you smoke... broccoli?

34. Are you, or have you ever been a peach-berry pie?

35. Do you like eggs and bacon?

36. Are you a rabid squirrel?

37. Do you eat yourself?

38. Do you eat other people?

39. Have you ever died?

40. Are you on the right path in life... or are you on the left one?

41. Do you eat feathers?

42. Are you dumber than a dodo?

43. Can you float like a rock?

44. Are you blonde, brunette, or pinkish-blue (skin color)?

45. Have you ever dyed your butt?

46. Do you walk to Dunkin' Doughnuts to work off the calories?

47. Is your favorito color nose?

48. Are you a pig?

49. Are you a cannibal?

50. Are you glad this is over?
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I KNEW YOU WERE IN TROUBLE por Taylor Swift

{I Knew You Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me…
I guess you didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, you took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's seguinte to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so you put me down oh,
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the barco and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fogo
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal you for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, you say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how you make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til you can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right seguinte to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If you want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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posted by animelol
Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, you got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what you can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When you want to let it go
Raise your hands
And you want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if you waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the o jantar, lanchonete all day
Working for her man, she brings início her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We got each other and that's a lot
For amor we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino, chinês danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if you have a good time
It's alright (alright) if you want to cruz that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a fogo burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...
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Listen people can't you hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the coração of their souls
Maybe now that I got you let me tell you what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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One coração one other
They met last summer
One mover she started
Now they amor this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one said there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each mover goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his amor lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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