aleatório Article: a wife's revenge....**joke

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posted by jessicamc26

A wife arrived início and found her husband in cama with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fogo to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"

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Spi_Kat_Penguin ok, but sort of funny:) -Spi

jessicamc26 :<) it's alright. i thought it was funny still

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springely LOLOLOLOL

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Source: lol

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funny!! :)

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GUY FACTS!!!

posted by LadyL68

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7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard...

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The If’s In Life…

posted by CullenProperty

If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if you want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...

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Merry Freakin' natal - dia 4: kiss Pinball

posted by windwakerguy430

KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be said about the band kiss that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, kiss was crazy popular and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...