Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went início and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she roubou free bread.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a bife around her neck to get the cachorros to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the rua in September, people say "Wow, is it Dia das bruxas already?"
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, gatos try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent caracol marathon.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is
All I have!
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went início and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she roubou free bread.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a bife around her neck to get the cachorros to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the rua in September, people say "Wow, is it Dia das bruxas already?"
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, gatos try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent caracol marathon.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled, "taxie!" order. that is
All I have!
1.people excpect you to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your friends get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your friends because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but mais then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
2.Your friends get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your friends because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but mais then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck aleatório strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck aleatório strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their comida (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend amor the mall but what makes it mais fun are the following
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about aleatório things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with friends at the mall!
-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When you go into a store adress your friend por a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if you go into one of those store that plays the música REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about aleatório things. like terrorists or something
Have fun with friends at the mall!