#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up por the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The cachorros turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into cachorros and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff título isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas por this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing início a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn gatos into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill you no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer leitura programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all por tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful borboleta specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened por a giant borboleta holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: You know! For kids!
The camp is actually a hoax set up por the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?
#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The cachorros turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and fergie into cachorros and take over their identities, then Cooper and fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.
#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff título isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas por this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.
#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..
#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.
#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing início a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn gatos into people.
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog por a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..
#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.
JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill you no matter what.
#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer leitura programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.
#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.
#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all por tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful borboleta specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.
Todd is then awakened por a giant borboleta holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.
DOUG WALKER: You know! For kids!
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights atrás and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate composição literária skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? mais like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights atrás and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate composição literária skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? mais like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a aleatório person you amor them
9. go up to a worker and ask them aleatório questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a aleatório bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a aleatório person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the topo, início of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them aleatório questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a aleatório bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a aleatório person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the topo, início of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS faca AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun composição literária these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun composição literária these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the perguntas really loudly and if they try to tell you to be quite say "shhh this is a test you know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering aleatório numbers to the person seguinte to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the respostas or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on topo, início of the mesa, tabela and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering aleatório numbers to the person seguinte to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the respostas or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on topo, início of the mesa, tabela and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasia is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragões now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasia is not a crime
Find your castelo in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasia is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragões now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasia is not a crime
Find your castelo in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."