2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.
3. We cadela, puta about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like mais than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, or your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented por a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mês for being a complete asshole, you don't.
13. Send us flores for no apparent reason.
14. If you cry mais than we do thats a major no no.
15. You can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… or twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our favorito things.
20. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than you usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people you know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. You are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so you might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. or to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way mais than you do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, you better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand you don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three mais times.
33. No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. You look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we amor you, there is nothing so filthy that you can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. You ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when you feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We amor good morning texts from you.
43. We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask you how your dia was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask you whats wrong and you say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on facebook and Instagram.
52. We want you to make the first move.
53. We amor cheesy romantic comedies.
54. You want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our friends one dia and amor them the next.
56. If we go down on you we expect you to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV show the better.
58. We know you watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn you want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if you keep your grama cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can show the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching you play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching you play video games ever.
64. You are required to like our best friend and if you don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who you drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like you to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, or being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco sino or any fast comida restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect you to remember our anniversary. Game over if you forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as you men.
82. We can be late, you can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if you don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that you did something wrong.
88. We amor when you have a nickname for us that only you use.
89. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We amor it when you ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the dia we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our friends otherwise…
92. Never show up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect you to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of you but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger you ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest encontro, data you can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and jantar dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will amor you for it.
99. If we really amor you, we will do anything in our power not to let you go.
100.We couldn't amor anything mais than when you tell us "I amor you."
