At least a dozen times a dia you hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:
You say you hate society, you say you can’t stand it. You say you hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people you see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.
You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, you all are. You were born this way, you will die this way. You are society, and society is you. You are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding and undeniable, and you are nothing without each other.
And you so often forget that it’s society that made you hate society. Even your hatred of society is a product of that society, everything you are and everything everyone around you is, is a product of society.
You are no better than the Beliebers, you are no better than the people on Jersey Shore. You are a product of society the same as them, made from the same mold and you went down different paths but you are mais alike than you probably want to admit. They are society, and so are you. You are all blades of grama in a vast field.
So you say you hate society but you don’t, because to hate it would be to reject your very essence – your own soul, your own beliefs, your own values, your own thoughts, your own life. You can’t hate society, you can’t even sincerely dislike it, because every single part of you, every facet that you call yourself, is society.
You are nothing else.
You say you hate society, you say you can’t stand it. You say you hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people you see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.
You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, you all are. You were born this way, you will die this way. You are society, and society is you. You are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding and undeniable, and you are nothing without each other.
And you so often forget that it’s society that made you hate society. Even your hatred of society is a product of that society, everything you are and everything everyone around you is, is a product of society.
You are no better than the Beliebers, you are no better than the people on Jersey Shore. You are a product of society the same as them, made from the same mold and you went down different paths but you are mais alike than you probably want to admit. They are society, and so are you. You are all blades of grama in a vast field.
So you say you hate society but you don’t, because to hate it would be to reject your very essence – your own soul, your own beliefs, your own values, your own thoughts, your own life. You can’t hate society, you can’t even sincerely dislike it, because every single part of you, every facet that you call yourself, is society.
You are nothing else.
10. Tell a aleatório person you amor them
9. go up to a worker and ask them aleatório questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a aleatório bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a aleatório person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the topo, início of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them aleatório questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a aleatório bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a aleatório person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the topo, início of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS faca AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun composição literária these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours or mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do you put that back?"
I had a lot of fun composição literária these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the perguntas really loudly and if they try to tell you to be quite say "shhh this is a test you know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering aleatório numbers to the person seguinte to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the respostas or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on topo, início of the mesa, tabela and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering aleatório numbers to the person seguinte to you and then when the teacher tells you off say "They made me give them the respostas or they said they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at you say "What are you lookin at!" or "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on topo, início of the mesa, tabela and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have you been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasia is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragões now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasia is not a crime
Find your castelo in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasia is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragões now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a castelo in the sky
Or there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantasia is not a crime
Find your castelo in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads you to the moon 'cause..."
