Eight hora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the Londres broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge super-homem for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


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