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Pick the mês you were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the dia you were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16) Pizza
(17) An alien
(18) My true love
(19) Yo' mama
(20) A werewolf
(21) A vampire
(22) A black widow spider
(23) A baby
(24) Toast
(25) Segulls
(26) A pregnant man
(27) Taylor Swift
(28) Darth Vader
(29) THE FORCE OF LIFE
(30) Katniss
(31) A bottle of old lady perfume
(32) A mentally unstable authour
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Pick your eye color:

(Blue) 'Cause life ain't fair
(Brown) Because you broke my heart
(Green) Because I'm sexy like that
(Hazel) Because your sushi, sucks
(Violet) Because Albert Einstein is a crazy idiot
(Red) Because I like apples!
(Gold) Because the plungers MADE me
(Grey) Because you loveeeeeeeeeeeeee me
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1. Dial a aleatório number and confuse the person who respostas por saying things like;
"Why did you call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up aleatório statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a aleatório artigo like this.

4. At walmart or somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, or a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what hora to be início when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than início as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the topo, início ten to impress the guy you like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what you want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its mais important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...
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When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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