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What's your personality type?

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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas por discussion
-Like to learn new task por talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus mais on their own inner world, internal ideas and thoughts
-Tend not to mind working on one project for a long time uninterruptedly
-Are interested in the facts/ideas behind their work
-Like to think a lot before they act, sometimes without atuação
-Develop ideas por reflecting
-Seek opportunities to communicate one-to-one
-May prefer to learn por leitura rather than talking or experiencing
-Like to understand the world before experiencing it, and so often think about what they are doing before acting


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(S) Sensing
-Tend to accept and work with what is "given" in the here-and-now, thus become mais realistic and practical
-Like using experience and standard ways to solve problems
-Enjoy applying what they have already learned
-May distrust and ignore their inspirations
-Prefer continuation of what is, with fine tuning
-Usually proceed step-by-step
-Like evidence (facts, details, and examples) presented first
-Want practical and realistic applications shown
-Like suggestions to be straightforward and feasible
-Refer to a specific example
-In meetings, are inclined to follow the agenda
-Good at remembering and working with a great number of facts

(N) Intuition
-Look at the big picture and tries to grasp the essential patterns
-See new possibilities and new ways of doing things
-Like solving new complex problems
-Enjoy learning a new skill mais than using it
-May follow their inspiration, good or bad
-Prefer change, sometimes radical, to continuation of what is
-Usually proceed in bursts of energy
-Like global schemes, with broad issues presented first
-Want possible future challenges discussed
-Rely on insights and imagination to provoke discussion
-Like suggestions to be novel and unusual
-Refer to a general concept
-In meetings, are inclined to use the agenda as a starting point
-Value imagination and inspiration


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(T) Thinking
-Predict the logical consequences of any particular choice or action
-Decide objectively, on the basis of cause and effect, and make decisions por analyzing and weighing the evidence, even including the unpleasant facts
-Seek an objective standard of truth
-use logical analysis to reach conclusions
-Can work without harmony
-May hurt people's feelings without knowing it
-Tend to decide impersonally, sometimes paying insufficient attention to people's wishes
-Tend to be firm-minded and can give criticism when appropriate
-Look at the principles invovled in the situation
-Feel rewarded when job is done well
-Prefer to be brief and concise
-Want the pros and cons of each alternative to be listed
-Can be intellectually critical and objective
-Convinced por cool, impersonal reasoning
-Present goals and objectives first
-Consider emotions and feelings as data to weigh
-In meetings, seek involvement with tasks

(F) Feeling
-Consider what is important to you or to other people and decide on the basis of person-centered values
-When making a decision for yourself, you ask how much you care, or how much personal investment you have, for each of the alternatives
-Like dealing with people and tend to become sympathetic, appreciative, and tactful
-Use values to reach conclusions
-owkr best in harmony with others
-Enjoy pleasing people, even in unimportant things
-Often let decisions be influenced por their own and other people's likes and dislikes
-Tened to be sympathetic and dislike, even avoid, telling people unpleasant things
-Look at the underlying values in the situation
-Feel rewarded when people's needs are met
-Prefer to be sociable and friendly
-Want to know why an alternative is valuable and how it effects people
-Can be interpersonally appreciative
-Convinced por personal information, enthusiastically delivered
-Present logic and objectively as data to value
-In meetings, seek involvement with people


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(J) Judgment
-Tend to live in a planned, orderly way, wanting to regulate life and control it
-Work best when they can plan their work and follow their plan
-Like to get things settled and finished
-May not notice new things that need to be done
-Tend to be satisfied once they reach a decision on a thing, situation, or person
-Reach closure por deciding quickly
-Seek structure and schedules
-Use lists to prompt action on specific tasks
-Want to discuss schedules and timetables with tight deadlines
-Dislike surprises and want advance warning
-Expect others to follow through, and count on it
-State their positions and decisison clearly
-Communicate results and achievements
-Talk of purpose and direction
-In meetings, focus on the task to be done

(P) Perception
-Like to live in a flexible, spontaneous way
-Seek to understand life rather than control it
-Prefer to stay open to experience, enjoying and trusting their ability to adapt to the moment
-Like to leave things open for last-minute changes
-May postpone unpleasant tasks that need to be done
-Tend to be curious and welcome a new light on a thing, situation, or person
-Postpone decisions while searching for options
-Adapt well to changing situations and feel restricted without change
-Use lists to remind of all the things they have to do someday
-Willing to discuss the schedule but are uncomfortable with tight deadlines
-Enjoy surprises and like adapting to last-minute changes
-Expect others to adapt to situational requirements
-Present their views as tentative and modifiable
-Communicate options and opportunities
-Talk of autonomy and flexibility
-In meetings, focus on the process to be appreciated


Effects of the combination of all four preferences

ISTJ
"God, help me to begin RELAXING about the little detail tomorrow at 11:41.32 A.M."
-Thorough, painstaking, systematic, hard-working, and careful with detail
-Serious, quiet, earn success por concentration and thoroughness
-Practical, orderly, matter-of-fact, realistic, and dependable
-See to it that everything is well organized
-Take responsibility
-Decide logically what should be done and work toward it steadily, regardless of protests or distractions
-Take pleasure in making everything orderly and organized – their work, their home, their life
-Value traditions and loyalty
-When they give their word, they give their honour; though of dishonouring a contract would be appalling

ISFJ
"Lord, help me to be mais laid back and help me to do it exactly RIGHT!"
-Sympathetic, loyal, considerate, kind, and will go to any amount of trouble to help those in need of support
-Quiet, friendly, responsible, and conscientious
-Committed and steady in meeting their obligations
-Thorough, painstaking, and accurate
-Loyal, considerate, notice and remember specifics about people who are important to them, concerned with how others feel
-Strive to create an orderly and harmonious environment at work and at home
-May need time to master technical subjects, as their interests are not often technical
-Patient with detail and routine
-Carry a sense of history, a sense of continuity with past events and relationships
-Procedures dictated por handbooks are law; if others violate or ignore these standard operating procedures, they are annoyed and irritated, although may not always display this reaction
-Believe work is good, play must be earned

INFJ
"Lord help me not to be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that right?)"
-Trust their own vision, quietly exert influence, have deeply felt compassion, are insightful, and seek harmony
-Succeed por perseverance, originality, and desire to do whatever is needed or wanted
-Put their best efforts into their work
-Seek meaning and connection in ideas, relationships, and material possessions
-Want to understand what motivates people and are insightful about others
-Quietly forceful, conscientious, concerned for others
-Respected for their firm principles
-Likely to be honoured and followed for their clear convictions about how best to serve the common good
-Organized and decisive in implementing their vision
-Focus on possibilities, think in terms of values and comes easily to decisions
-Demonstrate an ability to understand psychic phenomenon better than most others
-Have strong empathic abilities and can be aware of another's emotions or intents even before that person is conscious of these

INTJ
"Lord, keep me open to others' ideas WRONG though they may be!"
-Independent, individualistic, single-minded, and determined individuals who trust their vision of possibilities regardless of universal skepticism; often stubborn
-Have original minds and great drive for implementing their ideas and achieving their goals
-In fields that appeal to them, they have fine power to organize a job and carry it through with or without help
-Quickly see patterns in external events and develop long-range explanatory perspectives
-Have high standards of competence and performance – for themselves and others
-Must learn to yield less important points in order to win the most important
-Once a decision is made, feel at ease
-Look to the future rather than the past
-Not likely to succumb to the magic of slogans, watchwords, or shibboleths

ISTP
"God, help me to consider people's feelings even if most of them ARE hypersensitive!"
-Adept at managing situations, aware of facts, expedient, realistic, and mais likely to be convinced por anything but reasoning
-Cool onlookers, quiet, reserved, observing and analyzing life with detached curiosity and unexpected flashes of original homour
-Tolerant and flexible, quiet observers until a problem appears, then act quickly to find workable solutions
-Analyze what makes things work and readily get through large amounts of data to isolate the core of practical problems
-Interested in cause and effect, or how and why mechanical things work
-Organize facts using logical principles
-Exert themselves no mais than they think necessary, because any waste of energy would be inefficient
-Are egalitarian and can be fiercely loyal to "brothers" but can also be fiercely insubordinate, seeing hierarchy and authority as unnecessary and even superfluous
-Often fearless, thrive on excitement

ISFP
"Lord, help me to stand up for my RIGHTS! (if you don't mind my asking)"
-Gentle, considerate, compassionate toward those less fortunate, and have an open-minded flexible approach
-Quiet, friendly, sensitive, kind, modest about their abilities
-May be rather relaxed about assignments or getting things done because they enjoy the present moment, what’s going on around them
-Like to have their own o espaço and to work within their own time frame
-Usually do not care to lead, but are often loyal and committed to their values and to people who are important to them
-Dislike disagreements and conflicts, do not force their opinions or values on others

INFP
"Lord, help me to finish everything I sta"
-Open-minded, idealistic, insightful, and flexible individuals who want their work to contribute to something that matters
-Full of enthusiasm and loyalties, but seldom talk about these until they know you well
-Idealistic, loyal to their values and to people who are important to them
-Care about learning, ideas, language, and independent projects of their own
-Want an external life that is congruent with their values
-Tend to undertake too much, then somehow get it done
-Curious, quick to see possibilities, can be catalysts for implementing ideas
-Seek to understand people and to help them fulfill their potential
-Adaptable, flexible, and accepting unless a value is threatened
-Friendly, but often too absorbed in what they are doing to be sociable to notice much
-Have a profound sense of honour derived from internal values
-Willing to make unusual sacrifices for someone or something they believe in

INTP
"Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it MY way."
-Rational, curious, theoretical, abstract, and prefer to organize ideas rather than situations or people
-Quiet, reserved, flexible, and adaptable
-Brilliant in exams, especially in theoretical or scientific subjects
-Seek to develop logical explanations for everything that interests them
-Theoretical and abstract, interested mais in ideas than in social interaction
-Have unusual ability to focus in depth to solve problems in their area of interest
-Skeptical, sometimes critical, always analytical
-Interested mainly in ideas, with little liking for parties or small talk
-Tend to see distinctions and inconsistencies in thought and language instantaneously

ESTP
"God, help me to take RESPONSIBILITY for my own actions even though they're usually NOT my fault!"
-Action-oriented, resourceful, and realistic individuals who prefer to take the most efficient route
-Flexible and tolerant, they take a pragmatic approach focused on immediate results
-Matter-of-fact, do not worry or hurry, enjoy whatever comes along
-Theories and conceptual explanations bore them – they want to act energetically to solve the problem
-Focus on the here-and-now, spontaneous, enjoy each moment that they can be active with others
-Tend to like mechanical things and sports, with friends on the side
-May be a bit blunt or insensitive
-Dislike long explanations
-Enjoy material comforts and style
-Learn best through doing
-Are best with real things that can be worked, handled, taken apart or put back together
-Are master manipulators of the external environment

ESFP
"God, help me to take things mais seriously especially PARTIES & DANCING!"
-Outgoing, friendly, fun-loving, likeable, easy-going, accepting, and naturally drawn towards people
-Exuberant apaixonados of life, people, and material comforts
-Enjoy working with others to make things happen
-Like sports and making things
-Know what's going on and cadastrar-se in eagerly
-Find remembering facts easier than mastering theories
-Bring common sense and a realistic approach to their work, and make work fun
-Flexible and spontaneous, adapt readily to new people and environments
-Learn best por trying a new skill with other people
-Avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible
-Love excitement and create it wherever they are

ENFP
"God, help me keep my mind on one th -Look! A Bird! -ing at a time."
-Enthusiastic, high-spirited, insightful, innovative, versatile, see life as full of possibilities
-Able to do almost anything that interests them
-Make connections between events and information very quickly, and confidently proceed based on the patterns they see
-Want a lot of affirmation from others, and readily give appreciation and support
-Spontaneous and flexible, often rely on their ability to improvise instead of preparing in advance
-Quick with a solution for any difficulty and ready to help anyone with a problem
-Can always find compelling reasons for whatever they want
-Have great influence because of their extraordinary impact on others

ENTP
"God, help me follow established procedures today. On segundo thought I'll settle for a few minutes."
-Innovative, individualistic, versatile, analytical, and attracted to entrepreneurial ideas
-Quick, ingenious, stimulating, alert, and outspoken, argue for fun on either side of a question
-Resourceful in solving new and challenging problems
-Adept at generating conceptual possibilities and then analyzing them strategically
-Good at leitura other people
-Bored por routine, will seldom do the same thing the same way, apt to turn to one new interest after another
-Turn to one new interest after another
-Can always find logical reasons for whatever they want
-Delighted over many things and so is easy to please
-Always on the lookout for new projects, new activities, new procedures

ESTJ
"God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if you need some help, just ask!"
-Logical, analytical, and tough-minded and are able to organize facts and operations well in advance, responsible
-Practical, realistic, matter-of-fact; with a natural head for business or mechanics
-Decisive, quickly mover to implement decisions
-Organize projects and people to get things done, focus on getting results in the most efficient way possible
-Not interested in subjects they see no use for, but can apply themselves when necessary
-Take care of routine details
-Have a clear set of logical standards, systematically follow them and want others to also
-Forceful in implementing their plans
-Like to organize and run activities
-Tend to run things well, especially if they remember to consider other people's feelings and points of view when making their decisions
-Outstanding at organizing orderly procedures and in detailing rules and regulations
-Like to see things done correctly

ESFJ
"LORD, GIVE ME PATIENCE AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!"
-Helpful, tactful, compassionate, orderly, and place a high value on harmonious human interaction
-Warm-hearted, talkative, popular, conscientious, cooperative, active committee members
-Always doing something nice for someone
-Work best with plenty of encouragement and praise
-Little interest in abstract thinking or technical subjects
-Main interest is in things that directly and visible affect people's lives
-Want harmony in their environment, work with determination to establish it
-Like to work with others to complete tasks accurately and on time
-Loyal, follow through even in small matters
-Notice what others need in their day-by-day lives and try to provide it
-Want to be appreciated for who they are and for what they contribute

ENFJ
"God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?"
-Interpersonally adept, understanding, tolerant, appreciative, and facilitators of good communication
-Warm, empathetic, responsive, and responsible
-Responsive and responsible
-Highly attuned to the emotions, needs, and motivations of others
-Find potential in everyone, want to help others fulfill their potential
-May act as catalysts for individual and group growth
-Loyal, responsive to praise and criticism
-Sociable, popular, active in school affairs, but put enough time on their studies to do well
-Can present a proposal or lead a group discussion with ease and tact
-Feel real concern for what others think and want, and try to handle things due regard for other people's feelings
-Communicates caring, concern and a willingness to become involved

ENTJ
"God, help me to SLOW downandnotrushthroughwhatIdoAmen."
-Logical, organized, structured, objective, and decisive about what they view as conceptually valid
-Hearty, frank, able in studies, assume leadership readily
-Quickly see illogical and inefficient procedures and policies, develop and implement comprehensive systems to solve organizational problems
-Enjoy long-term planning and goal setting
-Usually well informed, well read, enjoy expanding their knowledge and passing it on to others
-Forceful in presenting their ideas
-Usually good anything that requires reasoning and intelligent talk, such as public speaking
-Are well-informed and keep adding to their fund of knowledge
-May sometimes be mais positive and confident than their experience in an area warrants
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long atrás me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years or so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my list of filmes from best to worst. Please take notice that this artigo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like or dislike any of the filmes that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED por RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can eliminar the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a coração attack; his coração lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. arbusto, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for you today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted por the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animais that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a cachorro, filhote de cachorro at the time.

You would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animais connected from the first moment. Now the two animais are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask perguntas so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s perguntas in slow motion 2)Answer perguntas only with one word
3)Scream aleatório words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” or “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer perguntas in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following artigo contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One dia at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a ano ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well you don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James you creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if you look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.

3. Spill a lot of cerveja on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five minutos out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a criceto, hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one you may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, por today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know you could play Twister all por yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know you could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: You spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he or she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that you can see that you di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: You spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and you know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, you stay since you live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO you wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fã then you might not wanna read this but if you do and it affends you then leave a comment and i can tell you in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned you so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and berço it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berço in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first artigo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 ano old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's mais but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that you can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can encontro, data Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do you realize how crazy and gross a lot of fãs are???? Here is a gross artigo about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached por “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favorito song, just so you know. omg ;i wrote mais in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, esquilo clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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21 Ways to Say I amor You



1. Call her the seguinte day.



2. Always laugh at her jokes.



3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.



4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.



5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.



6. Bring her a teddy urso and chicken sopa when she's sick.



7. Write her a poem.



8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).



9. Bring her flores for no reason.



10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.



11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.



12. kiss her in the middle...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do you like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicórnios are better.

Cleverbot: unicórnios aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: You said unicórnios aren't real. :( I thought you were my friend....
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