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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aleatório stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aleatório application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. You have no means to do so. You cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien you know!!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, how can you amor a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure you are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have you seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three ano old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute favorito piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have you seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: You sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive you are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But you have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are you an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can you travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think you can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if you are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
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posted by nmdis
WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A amor no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in amor
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put you high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, you let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If you keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posted on my fanpop mural por Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her mural letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do you want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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oi everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these frases are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a filmadora, câmara de vídeo to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by mehere
topo, início 24 eminem song (random order)




who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope you like this one better than the first one please leave a comment if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy urso and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and said it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy urso the sales man gave the girls the Teddy urso for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy urso evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy urso ontop of the book case...
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