aleatório Article: The Babysitter Part 1

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posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so you guy will need a babysitter!

*10 minutos later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 minutos later*
Amber:I wuv chá parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are you doing?
Amber:Having a chá party!
Ashley:Can I cadastrar-se you?
Amber:If you want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
Amber:WRONG!!!*Throws chá cup at wall*GET OUT!!
Ashley:Ahh!!*Walks in kitchen*Um Hi I don't believe I met you!
Kid:I'm Harper.Never Bother me,AGAIN.*Storms away*
Ashley:Wow,she is four?
Harper:I'M FIVE!
Ashley:Okay five.

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Supernoobs Crossover

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

por all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if you do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened por any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a o espaço at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention or care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the topo, início of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents or manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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How I Think My favorito Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorito characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past or fantasia time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

shrek is love, shrek is life (Original Video)

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shrek is love, shrek is life (Original Video)

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shrek is amor

shrek is life (original video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We cadela, puta about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like mais than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...

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Nature

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Animated Fruits

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LoL

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Reverse thinspo

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Panda Porn

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Killer panquecas

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lol

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cute guy pied 3

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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BL's Opinions Episode 01: Why Digimon is better than Pokemon.

posted by BlondLionEzel

oi it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start por comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...

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A ano Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A dia without you is like a ano without rain
I need you por my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A dia without you is like a ano without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My coração is yearning
Like...

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Bang Bang Bang Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His amor is deeper, you know
He's a real keeper, you know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my amor back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your amor was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got mais swagger than you
He's got mais swagger than you do
My new boy really...

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An Accurate Horoscope For The Whole ano Of 2013!

posted by Bluekait

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible dia starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The...