aleatório Article: The Babysitter Part 1

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posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so you guy will need a babysitter!

*10 minutos later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 minutos later*
Amber:I wuv chá parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are you doing?
Amber:Having a chá party!
Ashley:Can I cadastrar-se you?
Amber:If you want to,You gotta pass a test!
Kennedy:Yeah I'mma straight A Student and I still can't pass the test!
Ashley:Okay...First Question?
Amber:Favorite Color?
Ashley:Blue!
Amber:WRONG!!!*Throws chá cup at wall*GET OUT!!
Ashley:Ahh!!*Walks in kitchen*Um Hi I don't believe I met you!
Kid:I'm Harper.Never Bother me,AGAIN.*Storms away*
Ashley:Wow,she is four?
Harper:I'M FIVE!
Ashley:Okay five.

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Jungle lobo

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The Wolf Pack

In Africa there has been a experiment on lobos being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some lobos that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the lobos body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; You answer perguntas such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can you get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are bebês ugly at first?
CANADA24; YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

Is...

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Wolfwalkers - Legendary Prologue

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Corner of Horror - Episode 139 - Cultober II: The Return - An American Werewolf in Londres

posted by windwakerguy430

It’s the Dia das bruxas season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about filmes that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, or at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own música video for Thriller, one of the most popular música vídeos of all time. That’s right,...

The Nut House Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...

Johnny Lightning Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are you doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...

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Johnny Lightning Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of you here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: You will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up por my boys. Good luck to you Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to you fellas as well.

After five minutos of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

1990 Rolls Royce Silver Spur

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My Feelings on Whether Hating Films is Bad or Good

posted by Windrises

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often mais entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just por thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

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Joan Jett - Bad Reputation

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Time Mastery Simplified with Time Calculator

posted by kanecharles

In a world where every segundo counts, managing time effectively is a universal challenge. Fortunately, Time Calculator steps in as your ultimate ally in conquering the complexities of time management. Let's embark on a journey to discover the features that make this website a game-changer.

Unveiling the Time Calculator Wizardry

At the core of Time Calculator is the link – a wizard for all your time-related calculations. Whether you're a student crunching numbers for assignments or a professional navigating project timelines, this tool brings versatility to your fingertips. Adding or subtracting...

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topo, início FIVE BEST MODERN SHOWS - por Canada24

posted by Canada24

1: SMILING FRIENDS:

Let's start with the newest Adult Swim show that has been making a splash, made almost directly for youtubers in one form or another. With the same humour and art style of Meatcayon and Oney, and featuring many youtube cameos, including Oney himself. And even Chills made a appearence.

Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make you feel that they do see each other as friends and care about one another, as where in...

Anya Cooke Birthday Song Screenshot

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Octordle is a popular word game based on Wordle

posted by Sila12

Octordle is a very popular Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...

topo, início 30 Scariest Places on Earth You Should NEVER Visit Alone

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Let Me Tell You About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell you about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed por many aleatório ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products or apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined por an idiot that posted a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would you do something like that?

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100 Reasons why You amor her

posted by milorox18

1. I amor the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I amor the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I amor the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I amor the way you look at me.

5. I amor how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I amor the way I can’t imagine a dia without you in my life.

7. I amor the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I amor the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I amor the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I amor how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

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20 ways to know if a guy loves you ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like mais than 5 times in the same dia .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a show, concerto ..etc)
3- he would sit seguinte to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...