Application For Permission To encontro, data My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied por a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical denunciar from your physician.
Name:
encontro, data of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
início Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do you own or have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____
Do you have a tattoo? ____
If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________
How often do you attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do you want to be if you grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in composição literária if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied por a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical denunciar from your physician.
Name:
encontro, data of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
início Address:
City:
State:
Zip:
Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
Do you own or have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____
Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____
Do you have a tattoo? ____
If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.
In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________
How often do you attend: ____________________________
When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
Please fill in the blanks:
If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
A woman's place is in the ____________________________
The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised
What do you want to be if you grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in composição literária if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
You want to cry because you are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my conselhos and crying will soon be a thing of the past:
1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your friends every day. Do NOT stay início alone or you will feel depressed.
2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make you feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. You could even clean!
3-Spoil yourself. Have your favorito dessert, or go to a movie or a show, concerto with all your friends.
Remember, do not look at old fotografias of the two of you or stay início listening to amor songs. You have to mover on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.
conselhos sent in por Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
