10. When being pulled over por a cop and he or she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, you have been caught speeding, how much do you think you were going?" Don't say, "Well you must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when you haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron or born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period or PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have you been putting on a little weight?" It's a cadela, puta slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and you see it don't say, "I thought you were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if you have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bebês come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give you some bullcrap or worse, tell you the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with mais people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make you lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dia fãs (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid or may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He or she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick you in the nuts (if you're a male) or slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will show your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. You have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when you haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron or born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period or PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have you been putting on a little weight?" It's a cadela, puta slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and you see it don't say, "I thought you were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if you have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bebês come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give you some bullcrap or worse, tell you the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with mais people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make you lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dia fãs (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid or may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He or she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick you in the nuts (if you're a male) or slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will show your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. You have been warned.
