10. When being pulled over por a cop and he or she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, you have been caught speeding, how much do you think you were going?" Don't say, "Well you must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when you haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron or born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period or PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have you been putting on a little weight?" It's a cadela, puta slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and you see it don't say, "I thought you were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if you have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bebês come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give you some bullcrap or worse, tell you the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with mais people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make you lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dia fãs (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid or may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He or she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick you in the nuts (if you're a male) or slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will show your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. You have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when you haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron or born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period or PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have you been putting on a little weight?" It's a cadela, puta slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and you see it don't say, "I thought you were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if you have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do bebês come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give you some bullcrap or worse, tell you the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with mais people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make you lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green dia fãs (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid or may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He or she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick you in the nuts (if you're a male) or slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will show your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. You have been warned.
Thanksgiving is my favorito holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, you get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are you ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" said the pie. it was abóbora pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are you doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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"yes i am" said the pie. it was abóbora pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
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"oh yeah, huh?
"what are you doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
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"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
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Ok so here is a bunch of aleatório Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG you needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope you liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG you needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope you liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will show mais affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when you interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when you interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if you still have a girlfriend do you know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep you up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will show mais affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when you interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when you interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if you still have a girlfriend do you know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep you up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to you about stuff he likes
2.always see what you have in common (if you do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS YOU OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask perguntas about him like his favorito color, his favorito movie or his favorito t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito filmes and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank you for leitura i hope this helps :)
2.always see what you have in common (if you do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS YOU OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask perguntas about him like his favorito color, his favorito movie or his favorito t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito filmes and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank you for leitura i hope this helps :)