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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub teste the other dia I lost por one point. The pergunta was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other perguntas was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that maçã, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing comprar that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardeiro jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.



A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache".



Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" seguinte thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!



Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration escrivaninha, mesa ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!”


The Red cruz has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would amor to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
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