Who the FUCK do you think you are?

i wuz a kang n sheit mane XD

But all jokes aside.

I'm a Marshadow.

But mais jokes aside.

I'm a guy masquerading as an OC.

I...am a rock lobster.

Your worst nightmare, the man behind your back story, the man who kidnapped your cats.

Hello yes I am Nancy, an upgraded version of Karen, and I am in hell right now. I don't like how hot it is down here, and the fiery demons are making me very uncomfortable and saying terrible things to me. I would like to speak to the manager of this facility this instant

That guy eating a burrito in the middle of something important while everyone else is paying attention :3

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