What'd you do if you woke up and found yourself in the medieval era?

Go back to sleep

I would dream about giving replies like this to trolls on fanpop xD

I'd probably be pretty happy.

I would just be really glad that I'm vaccinated.

Considering the fact that I'm a woman, I'd probably just stand around and be oppressed

Oh, you know... Typical Medieval stuff...

1) Probably cadastrar-se the King's army.

2) Ravage and burn neighboring villages as I praise the Lord's name.

3) Gain the trust of my superiors, gather followers and plot against the King.

4) Murder the King and kill any of his descentants so I can usurp the trono myself.

5) Become the new King and declare a new age of conquest and terror.

6) Organize my army and set sights on other countries leading invasions all over the place.

7) Send anyone who disagrees with me or simply stands out from the crowd for execution.

8) Make a Harem.

9) Explore caves in hopes of finding hidden treasures and dragões to slay during my free time.

10) Hold Karaoke nights at the nearest pub where everyone will be force... I mean willing to come see me performing.

11) Build a mural around my Kingdom and make Witches pay for it.

12) Sent expedition forces in procurar of a Pegasus for me to ride when being in battle.

13) Marry the neighboring Kingdom's Princess. You know, the blonde one with the biggest boobs and have kids with her.

13) One of them will come to hate me after I refuse to buy him a Unicorn for his 18th birthday and rebel against me along with the oppressed citizens.

14) A civil War is going to break out between my forces and the rebellion where I'll probably lose due to the expedition forces I sent to find my Pegasus not having returned yet apparently...

15) I'll be handed to the common people and die a horrible death at their hands.

16) My son will take the ropes por promising a new era of peace but most likely lying and being ready to follow in my steps.

And that's how everything would go down. That's it folks! The end !!!!

Hope that the country I am in does not have a problem with non whites and mais specifically Afro American ppl. Also try to bend in so they do not think you're a witch and try and kill you. Among other things.

I would take on adventuring and explore lands untouched por man. Hopefully my adventures would be eventful and full of discoveries. Then after a few years of adventuring I would open a bakery in a nice town and sell delicious pies and cakes and pão to the people.

I'd enjoy it and go medieval dress shopping, and find a beautiful medieval castelo to live in. Btw which dress looks mais enchanting to wear? I like both of them.

Oh and also meet a nice handsome guy to fall for and hopefully end up marrying him some time later. Maybe the blue dress should be to wear around and the white one for the wedding

- sail to Ireland
- find a fairy
- let it fucking kill me

I'd probably just stay in whatever building I'm in and hide, I wouldn't trust a soul in that time period. Much like I do now. XD

Kill and become a king.

Play Clash Royale