What's the dumbest thing that you've gotten written up for in school?

I wrote a poem once:

Autobots are Red,
Decepticons aren't Blue
Optimus loves humans
Megatron hates you

SITTING on some STAIRS.
Okay, so in 8th grade, there was a talent show at my middle school at night after school. My parents had dropped me and my sister off there since it was right down the road from our house.
The high school is right beside the middle school. After the show was over, we sat on stairs in between the middle and high school for our dad to come pick us up. While we were waiting, two other girls in my grade came over there with us. We didn't really know them, but they were also waiting for whoever was picking them up, and since the stairs are right in front of one of the parking lot entrances, it was just the best place to be.
The seguinte day, all 4 of us get called up to the office and the 3 of us in 8th grade got ISS because we were "trespassing on high school property after school hours". Even though
1) The stairs were right beside the middle school.
2) We were waiting to be picked up.
3) WE WERE JUST SITTING THERE DOING NOTHING ILLEGAL.
4) TECHNICALLY WE HAD JUST GOTTEN OUT OF SCHOOL.
My sister didn't get ISS because she had just followed me, but still. My parents were pissed at the school, cuz I had never gotten in trouble in school before then, and I wasn't doing anything but sitting there waiting to go home.
The funny thing is, though, that whenever I see those two girls, we always say oi to each other even though I only knew them from us all getting in trouble por sitting RIDE2GETHER DIE2GETHER

Well, I'm homeschooled and never did anything interesting. But my dad got in trouble at college for some reason after he and his buddies cut an old car in half, brought the front half into the cafeteria, glued the two halves together on opposite sides of the glass wall, drew jagged lines all over the window, slumped a mannequin at the front seat, and squirted ketchup all over the thing.

the only time i'ver gotten written up was for skipping my macroeconomics class three days in a row. i've never had a teacher before who cared about skipping so i've never gotten in trouble for it before but my macro teacher hated me bc i had no respect for her bc she was a fucking dumbass so she wanted me to get in trouble lmao. i had to go to detention but my environmental teacher runs it and she loves me so it was chill

For talking when I wasn't even talking

Sending an obscene letter to a guy I had a crush on in the 8th grade. It was gross, and it wasn't me who wrote it or sent it. This girl who I used to be friends with, did it, I think she wanted to get me in trouble now that I think about it. I nearly got suspended for that. I was so upset and angry. The principle was a total bitch, she was new so she didn't really know how to handle us I guess. No one liked her. Thank god I only had to deal with her for a year. Anyways, I don't talk to that girl anymore, I never will because she was an awful person and a compulsive liar, she lied about everything, I lost one of my best friends because of her.

Looking at the teacher...

god knows i have gotten written up so many fucking times at school. so many, i mean, cmon lets be real. im a fucking annoying son of a bitch.

i got written up in grade 8 for wearing a camisa that said "i dont trust the haters in the goverment," and thats why i got sent home.

Showing a bit too much cleavage.
lol my friend was written up for blowing his nose in the middle of class though XD

I've only ever gotten in trouble twice and the first time the principal apologized saying it was a mistake (1st grade). The segundo time I was playing with my friend and a little later she started kind of teasing the boys that was when I backed away from her and didn't involve myself but I still got into trouble for it (4th grade). The teachers always loved me because I behaved.

Im Homeschooled now, but when I went to private school, I never got written up for anything. and yes, MANY kids did. even in private school. I just sat in the back and never opened my mouth. I avoided my teachers.

so i got written up because i took a video of my classmates 3 weeks atrás in my teacher's class and posted it on my story again and my teacher some how saw it and wrote me up for it.

wearing a tanktop when it was a really hot summer day. they made me wear a winter casaco I had in my locker

I got a detention once because I talked during lunch.