What are some saying that u herd that are funny or random...

1) froke!!!!! *hysterical laughter*
2) I wouldn't encontro, data you if you were the last marshmallow in the salmoura, pickle jar
3) cute and snake should not be in the same sentance
4) I go to Hogwarts in the town of Forks in the land of Narnia on the planet Middle Earth in a galexy far, far away.
5) Best friends are the people that laugh at a joke three times. once when it's told, the segundo when someone explains it to them, and the third five minutos later when they actually get it.
6) I'm confused. no, wait... maybe I'm not.
7)You should only be afraid if I am QUIET
8) I'm jealous? Well I have a dinosaur and you don't! HA!!!
9) friends are resfriador, refrigerador than giraffes and giraffes, they're cool.
10) forwards is backwards for backwars and backwards is backwards for forwards.
11) *insert your own inside jokes here*
12) this camisa is like a mullet, but backwards!

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."

Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."

Gerard: "F*ck off, it's meese."

hahahahaha i amor that. what is the plural of moose?

ME (Random9747649): i think u lost ur brain
My friend (SnowiyFlake):My brain is in my head seguro and sound...
ME: Ur brain has a sound?

Guy: "I don't even know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it."
Girl: "You wear pants don't you?"

When in doubt, point to the sky and run. It always works for me.

ok ok ok...this is the only thing I can think of right now (believe me, that alone is a feat in-its-self!!!).....here goes...are you ready...

'The mais you know, the mais you know you ought to know'
think about it...
It's not funny, but it's a thinker!! :D

One por One the pixies steal my sanity
Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most
At the zoo please don't lean on the railing, you could fall in then animais will eat you and you could make them sick. Thank You.
Please do not throw cigrettes on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer